Fave Quotes From Series 3

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My, aren't we cocky.

Jack
Pretense

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I know General, it's all fun and games until someone breaks a nail.


Jack
Urgo

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Jack - I was not singing. I'd know if I was singing.
Jack - I don't even know the words to 'Row, row...' Okay, if you call that singing

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Jack
Urgo

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Urgo - Teal'c. Help. Kree! Jump him. Give him a double Jaffa-Jaffa kick. Go on


Urgo - Urgo

Isn't Urgo great?? LOL

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Jack - So Laira, when's the big show start?
Laira - Soon. Be patient.
Jack - Oh, I'm patient. I'm nothing if not patient. When's it start?
Laira - Is he always like this?
Teal'c - Quite frequently.
Jack - Thank you Teal'c

100 days

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Please! Don't suck the fun out of this!

Jack
100 days

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We never should have saved their technologically superior butts.

Jack
Shades of Grey

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To be fair, General, I did it. Carter and Daniel protested. And Teal'c...well, he really didn't say anything, but I can tell he was opposed to my actions by the way he...cocked his head and raised his eyebrows....

Jack
Shades of Grey

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Hey Rigar. You know that 'we come in peace' business? Bite me.

Jack

New Ground

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I have no friends.. in the woods or otherwise.

Jack
New Ground

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Well somebody's got to teach that guy how to die.

Jack
Maternal Instinct

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Bra'tac - I believe he wishes us to take off our boots.
Jack - Yeah, look we've been walking a ways today..
Monk - Your journey has only begun.
Jack - Yeah, I'm just saying I think I'm doing us all a big favour by keeping these babies on

Maternal Instinct

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If we happen to make it out of this in one piece, remind me to harm Daniel severely


Jack
Maternal Instinct

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Monk - Lightning flashes, sparks shower. In one blink of your eyes you've missed seeing.
Jack - Lightning, you say.
Monk - I only know a snowflake cannot exist in a storm of fire.
Jack - What?!
Daniel - Jack...
Jack - No, you know me, I'm a huge fan of subtlety, but that's downright encrypted.
Daniel - Sorry, don't, ah, don't worry about him.
Monk - The sun is warm, wind is wild, grass is green along the shores. Here no bull can hide.
Jack - Oh, I don't know about that.

Maternal Instinct

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Jack - Look, I'm sick of layin' around. Help me up.
Teal'c - Dr. Fraiser believes you are not strong enough to undertake such a mission.
Jack - Yeah, whatever.
(Jack falls on floor)
Teal'c - Dr. Fraiser is usually correct in such matters.
(Teal'c puts Jack on bed face down)
Jack - Thank you.
Teal'c - You are welcome, O'Neill.

Crystal Skull

The words might not be funny, but this whole scene was great...LOLOL

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Rothman - Teleportation device? I...what do you think?
Sgt. Siler - I think you're going to get fired.


Crystal Skull - Siler gets some crackers too....LOL

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Yeah, my eyes glossed over right about there.

Jack
Nemesis

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Jack - Say something.
Teal'c - One small step for Jaffa.
Jack - Very nice.

Nemesis

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OK guys...thats your lot.....hope you enjoyed them..I know I did


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Originally posted by carkedit
Jack - Look, I'm sick of layin' around. Help me up.
Teal'c - Dr. Fraiser believes you are not strong enough to undertake such a mission.
Jack - Yeah, whatever.
(Jack falls on floor)
Teal'c - Dr. Fraiser is usually correct in such matters.
(Teal'c puts Jack on bed face down)
Jack - Thank you.
Teal'c - You are welcome, O'Neill.

Crystal Skull

The words might not be funny, but this whole scene was great...LOLOL

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wow...have a little marathon this weekend...great quotes...you know for the life of me i can't imagine how the heck they did that and kept a straight face...also if at & danny were right next tot them and she was unconscious...heck i'd be giggling my head off...

that whole imfirmary thing is the best scene...