Direct address and terms of endearment.

[Kerrybuchanan]

Maybe your lips weren't sweet enough?

 

[Ursa major]

Damn, why didn't I get a nickname when I surfed in the 90's?

Even if you had, wouldn't you be board with it by now?


I must say I'm in the capitalise camp, as in:

“You were almost right, Major.”

Whatever one uses, though, consistency is the thing.

 

[Nick B]

Maybe your lips weren't sweet enough?

That may be true.

 

[Nick B]

Even if you had, wouldn't you be board with it by now

I can bearly believe you are still getting away with those old jokes