Holy Flame of the Martial World (1983) - Dir. Lu Chin-ku
Holy Flame of the Martial World is one wicked kung fu film. Imagine the zaniest most bizarre thing you have ever seen, all hopped up on goofballs, with many moments of sheer brilliance sprinkled about a gaggle of freaked out fisticuffs and enough crazy weapons to fill a museum. Now imagine something even crazier and more fun than that: if you can’t fathom a film so full of awesomeness, (and I fear for those who can) then just click on over to hkflix.com and order yourself up a helping of Holy Flame. This is a premier example of what I like to call, WTF-Cinema.
Holy Flame is a tough film to describe because so much of what makes it so damn amazing is in the unique visuals. The blazing colors pop off the screen, the sets are a gaudy kaleidescopic mess of neon nick-nacks, and the pure visceral aesthetic energy is a treat for the eyes. At its core, the film is a simple kung fu tale about the ultimate weapons in all of the jiang hu, The Holy Flames, and the quest to find and utilize said weapons. The film also uses the old two-twins-separated-at-birth-one-raised-by-good-the-other-by-bad trope that seemed to be oh so common during the glory days of my beloved genre.
So we’ve got two twins, each looking for a magic sword called the Holy Flame, and each must battle their way through a motley crew of the craziest bunch of kung fu masters this side of a Robert Tai film. I know, it sounds like a clichéd disaster just waiting to happen – but here’s the thing: it’s not. The two main characters, however, are not the most memorable characters in the film. As a matter of fact, they are actually quite boring, and their personalities are rather passé. Luckily for us, the rest of the cast of madcap players is brimming with some of the most bizarre and outlandish kung fu fighting, back flip flipping, high jump jumping, snake controlling, green suit wearing, zombie conjuring characters you will ever lay your eyes on. And, just to prove my point check out these examples:
Er Mai - Man, this chick is crazy and really pissed. Just look at her scowl in the mug shot and you can see what I mean. She’s got this really cool gray hair, and to tell you the truth I am bit baffled by her appearance. You see, I am not sure if she is playing a woman who is disguised as a man (a common trope in the wuxia genre) or if she is playing a woman being a woman who just happens to look like a man. Anyhow, I bet she wishes she were a man, because she is the leader of a school full of nothing but hot assassin chicks who really kick ass.
The Phantom - Alright, this guy wins the “Freaking Insane Laughter” award, and as all of you long time Shaw Brothers fans know, there are a ton of crazy-laughing kung fu masters – but this guy’s laugh truly dominates the martial world. One laugh to rule them all and in the darkness bind them, and all that jazz! The Phantom uses his Ghostly Laughter as a weapon to create a sonic wave of sound that causes people to go crazy. It also causes the wind to blow really violently. Oh yeah, and did I mention he is played by none other than Philip Kwok, Venom and fight choreographer extraordinaire? So yeah, he pretty much rocks the world.
Crazy Green Corpse Zombie WWF Robot Fighting Guy - Eeven without a proper name, this guy still kicks ass and he is totally memorable. Green Corpse is a fighter that is under the control of the poison clan's crazy master. He wears skin tight green pajamas, and constantly pounds his chest and screams and yells a lot, while kicking a ton of butt. He fights like some crazy robotic WWF fighter with stiff arm techniques and a ton of drop kicks, throws and grabs. So basically, he is really, really freaking awesome.
The best fight in the film, and there are quite a few, takes place right after Wan, one of the main twins, finds his Holy Flame. He teams up with Duan, a pupil of the master named Monster Yu, and together they attack the poison clan’s fortress. Man, this sequence is so cool it hurts my brain. First of all, the evil cult master uses his evil Taoist magic to animate four zombie-skull fighters from some hanging tapestries. The zombie skull-fighters are birthed from their cotton-womb, and proceed to bust some heads. This fight is straight out of a crazy-ass comic book ,with the six combatants jumping, flying, dashing, swinging, slashing, punching, kicking and generally beating the crap out of one another.
Once the four zombie-skull fighters are dispatched, the Taoist cult master unleashes the above-mentioned Green Corpse Zombie fighter guy. Our two heroes and Green Corpse fight a battle that is so loopy, and so over cranked, that it turns into pure action-comedy gold. The camera work during this fight is brilliant, as the DP utilizes super quick zooms and pans, and really makes the fight seem chaotic. This is pure wuxia magic here folks, and should not be missed.
There is one set piece that without a doubt is truly remarkable. It occurs after Wan enters the Moonlight cave to obtain his Holy Flame. In the cave there is a secret room (behind a, wait for it, waterfall! Who would have guessed?) with a large drum at one end sitting in front of a huge yin-yang symbol on the floor. Around the symbol are a series of buttons, that once pressed unleash – okay are you sitting down? – giant Chinese words that attack the protagonist. Yeah you heard me, Wan gets the beat down from a sentence, a real grammar assassin, and a group of ruthless letters.
The killer-calligraphy flies around the dark Tron-like, neon-lit room, spinning and dashing at Wan as he nimbly avoids contact, jumps, ducks, and eventually even rides one of the characters like the Monkey King on his nimbus. Wan proves to be the master of the sky surfing killer-calligraphy and smacks each one down in order to display the answer to the riddle of the cave. If you thought the cool cave scenes from the Indiana Jones films were awesome, trust me, compared to this crap they are less so.
If you haven’t guessed by now, Holy Flame of the Martial World is one long series of great lasting impressions. The film is just so wacky and entertaining that it’s hard to believe how much crazy crap they crammed into this cinematic-wunderkind. 1983 was a pivotal year for the kung fu and wuxia genres, with the focus then on new special effect techniques and extravagant wirework to lure back the genre's shrinking fan base. Holy Flame, along with Tsui Hark’s groundbreaking Zu Warriors, helped to usher in a new era of kung fu cinema, while changing the landscape of Chinese action films.
If any thing, Holy Flame is almost too gonzo, as everything in the film is designed for ultimate sensory overload. The colors are garish, the sets are overly decorated, the characters are boisterous, and their actions preposterous. After watching this film for the first time, I actually had a really freaking strange dream. I dreamt that the characters in the film were all played by the cast of the British television show The Office. They all spoke in their British accents, but performed the entire film totally straight in my dream. As weird as that sounds, it’s really not all that bizarre when compared to the actual film.