Great Terry Pratchett quotes

[paranoid marvin]

I think Death got some of the best lines with his deadpan humour. The "Bjorn again" comment was very funny.

Once you've heard Christopher Lee voicing death, it's impossible to unhear him when reading other DW novels.

 

[Mr Cairo]

A friend of mine passed quite a few years ago and I thought that there had to be a suitable quote from TP that would suit the moment but I was unable to find something that fit and that was a shame as the man had a way with words.

anyway my personal favorite has to be Vimes and Carrot just discussing Ankh-Morpork life.

'Might have just been an innocent bystander, sir,’ said Carrot.
‘What, in Ankh-Morpork?’
‘Yes, sir.’
‘We should have grabbed him, then, just for the rarity value.'

and in a roundabout way the Librarian

Vimes lowered the ape, who wisely didn’t make an issue of it because a man angry enough to lift 300 lbs of orangutan without noticing is a man with too much on his mind.