What was the last movie you saw?

Mommy (2014)

A french language film. Another film which is mainly character focused and contains really stellar performances. In this fictional world there is a law which allows parents of disfunctional children to institutionalize their children. The film focuses on a mother and her disfunctional son. Similar to Jasmine in Blue Jasmine, I couldn't look away from the son character. He steals the show. The way this film was shot is also interesting. It uses a 1:1 aspect ration but instead of being a pretentious gimmick, it had a very clear and satisfying reason for doing this.
 
The Films of William Grefé Quadruple Feature:

I first encountered the work of Florida-based low-budget exploitation independent film director William Grefé several years ago, when I saw his shocker Stanley (1972; short review: Willard with snakes) in a theater. Much later, I saw Impulse (1974) as part of an effort to watch films starring William Shatner. (Short review: Lousy crime thriller with Shatner chewing the scenery as a killer.) A little later, I caught the remarkable double feature Death Curse of Tartu (1966; short review: eccentric supernatural chiller) and Sting of Death (1966; short review: hilarious monster movie featuring the Incredible Jellyfish Man.) On a whim, I subjected myself to four other of his creations. (Oh, I should have mentioned that I saw the MST3K-riffed version of his motorcycle gang flick The Wild Rebels [1967] quite some time ago. No review, as I haven't seen it without wisecracks from Joel and the bots.)

The Checkered Flag (1963)

First film as director, after he wrote the screenplay and had to replace the original director. A simple variation on The Postman Always Rings Twice as the wife of a wealthy, older race car driver offers a young racer a bunch of money, a Ferrari (and its mechanic, both direct from Italy), and her love if he'll arrange an accident during a race to kill her husband. Lots of time wasted with stock footage of racing, and a long, irrelevant sequence in the middle during which the rival racers go to a nightclub with two young women (one of whom performs a dance in a bikini while a calypso band plays the appropriate little ditty "Bikini Baby"), get roaring drunk, and continue the partying at the husband's beach home. Notable for a gruesome twist ending. (Spoiler, I guess, although I doubt anybody reading this is going to run out and watch this thing.) The accident kills the husband, but also blinds the woman and leaves the young guy with both legs missing.

The Hooked Generation (1968)

Three lowlifes -- Daisey [sic], the Peter Fonda-ish leader; Dum Dum, named for the bullets he uses; and Acid, a heroin addict -- meet somewhere offshore with Cubans in full military uniform to buy drugs. (The implication is that they come directly from Castro. Still, would you send your drug runners out in uniform?) They wind up killing the suppliers and grabbing the stuff. A little later, the Coast Guard shows up. They get killed as well. A young couple happens by to witness the massacre, and get taken as hostages. Wanted by the Feds, their stuff is too hot to sell, so the rest of the film is them tormenting their prisoners and running away. They wind up in a Seminole community in the Everglades, adding some local color. Notable for our mandatory psychedelic freak out sequence occurring when the rather foolish Acid gets shot by the cops, apparently triggering his hallucinations.

Mako: The Jaws of Death (1976)

Our antihero first shows up in a skin diving outfit. He boards a sport fishing boat and attacks the three guys on board, sending them over the side to be eaten by his shark buddy. Only halfway through the film do we get his back story. After surviving a swim through shark-infested waters in order to get away from bandits in the South Seas, a local fellow gave him a medallion to wear. You see, the locals have a shark god, and the antihero's survival prove he's won the deity's favor. Now he spends all his time protecting sharks from harm and punishing those who hurt them. Complications ensue when a science guy wants to study one of his pregnant sharks, and when a woman who does an underwater dance routine in a metal bikini and her husband "borrow" one of his sharks to add to her act. They all betray his trust, and revenge follows. Too bad all the nighttime scenes are so dark you can't see a thing.

Whiskey Mountain (1977)

Two couples head up way into the backwoods on their dirt bikes in search of some Confederate stuff supposed to be buried somewhere. (One of the women has a map drawn by her grandfather.) Along the way, somebody keeps trying to sabotage them. (Setting a fire near their camp, cutting a rope they're using to cross a river.) About halfway into the film, we find out that some drug dealers have their stash near the place. The couple get captured, and only the help of a crazy old codger allows them to have a chance to fight back.
 
THE SALZBURG CONNECTION 1972 - Barry Newman is a lawyer who can drive very well in Austria to find out about a book author and is sucked into a mystery about an old chest and secret documents. It is kind of confusing but has some suspenseful scenes. I'll probably forget in a day or so.
 
The Wandering Earth 2. I truly didn't think they could make a sequel that was more muddled than the original. I was wrong.
 
Mommy (2014)

A french language film. Another film which is mainly character focused and contains really stellar performances. In this fictional world there is a law which allows parents of disfunctional children to institutionalize their children. The film focuses on a mother and her disfunctional son. Similar to Jasmine in Blue Jasmine, I couldn't look away from the son character. He steals the show. The way this film was shot is also interesting. It uses a 1:1 aspect ration but instead of being a pretentious gimmick, it had a very clear and satisfying reason for doing this.
I heard about this movie, it's a Canadian film (which oddly has no Tim Hortons, Hockey or RUSH references). All kidding aside, it looks 'heavy'. A film I'd have to be in the 'mood' to watch. It comes across as being allegorical. I'm definitely going to give a watch soon.
 
I just watched M3gan, an allegorical, darkly comical horror film.

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EVERY LITTLE CROOK AND NANNY (1972) I thought this was a comedy, but after watching it, I think it was not funny at all. TCM even ran a trailer for it that inferred it was a comedy. Perhaps I just failed to 'get it.'

Carmine Ganucci (Victor Mature) is an Italian mob boss
Interesting, the title is shared with a book by Ed McBain, writing as Evan Hunter!
 
Cargo - German film which I watched - dear gods! over a decade ago! - and remember thinking it wasn't very good despite getting a lot of good word of mouth at the time. I found a copy cheap in a charity shop yesterday and thought I would give it another go and see if I was wrong.

I wasn't.

The plot wholes were even more glaring than before and my attempting to fix them by paying attention and seeing if I had missed something first time failed. I hadn't.
 
The Crater Lake Monster (1977)

Old-fashioned Creature Feature. Would have seemed old hat a quarter of a century before it was made. Flaming meteorite lands in the title lake, causes a dinosaur egg to hatch, big monster chomps on folks in boats on the lake or on land. A lot of time wasted with the comedy antics of two lamebrains ("Everybody knows 'bait' is spelled B-A-T-E") accompanied by "funny" music. An oddly out of place subplot features a crook robbing a liquor store, killing two people in the process, only so he can wind up as dinosaur food. Laughably inept, particularly when a couple in a boat on the lake talk about the moonlit night, and all the stars, when the scene is filmed in blazing sunlight. No attempt at even a poor day-for-night. The dinosaur is realized via a few seconds of stop-motion animation. Not great, but it's the best thing in the movie.
 
Two, count 'em, 2 21st century 1950s style horror films. I suppose these were intentionally bad. I enjoyed them. WTF!? seems these really are 1960s films. HD quality just seems inconsistent with the time these were made. 16x9 aspect ratio could have resulted from cropping, but I just recently discovered these! Where have they been, all these years?

THE SLIME PEOPLE (1963) After their subterranean world is affected by surface dwellers, the slime people invade the surface. But, they cannot survive in the heat of Southern California, so, though they seem primitive, they invent a machine that creates fog that hardens into a dome. Inside it, they can roam freely. Somehow, using spears they defeat the army. Few humans remain. Thoroughly silly.


CREATURE OF THE WALKING DEAD (1961) A scientific vampire, who abducts young women, connects IV tubes to them, and gets their blood by transfusion. Hanged for his crimes, but strangely, the police never investigate his home, in which several victims were imprisoned.

Decades pass, and the mad Doctor's grandson exhumes his body, & following his notes, revives him. He immediately regrets it.

Apparently, made from a Mexican film, with added American footage, etc.
 
I've Lived Before (1956)

Reincarnation fantasy, no doubt inspired by the Bridey Murphy craze of the time. World War One pilot dies in a crash in 1918. In 1931, a twelve-year-old kid safely pilots a WWI plane at an air show, despite having no training, and not even knowing why he jumped into the plane and took off. As an adult, he's an airline pilot. An older woman is one of the passengers on a flight, and he seems to know her. He freaks out and nearly crashes the plane, but the co-pilot knocks him out and lands safely, Naturally, an investigation follows. The pilot tracks down the older woman, who was in love with the WWI pilot. At the end, his knowledge of things only the dead man could know convinces her.

Sedate and serious, it resembles nothing so much as an episode of One Step Beyond. It may amuse skeptics that the "logical" explanation a doctor offers for the pilot's feelings is telepathy, apparently more "scientific" than reincarnation. An earnest, if unexciting, film.
 
The Black Connection (1974)

Bottom-of-the-barrel blaxploitation film with a nearly incomprehensible plot. As far as I can tell, our antihero flies into Las Vegas from Los Angeles. He's in trouble with the local mob, because of some missing drugs, or a loan he can't pay off, or maybe both. He makes a deal to get some drugs from somebody in Albuquerque. Meanwhile, a hit man from San Francisco is after him. There's also an odd, irrelevant subplot in which a woman and her reluctant brother set up a scam to get at our antihero. Don't ask me why or how, because she's killed, along with a couple of other people, before anything happens. (The brother has already vanished from the film.) What really goes on are endless phone calls, people checking into hotels, renting cars, and so forth. Top billed is the band known as The Checkmates Ltd., who provide the funky music. That gives you a clue as to how unknown the actual actors are.
 
Strawberries Need Rain (1970 or 1971)

An art film from Larry Buchanan, who gave the world things like Mars Needs Women and Zontar, the Thing From Venus? Yes, indeed. Imagine if Ingmar Bergman had been a Texas-based director of ultra-low budget exploitation films, and you have some idea what this thing is like.

The Grim Reaper, complete with scythe, although otherwise just looking like a distinguished older gentleman in a black suit, addresses the audience directly, He has come to claim a nubile young woman. She strikes a bargain with him. Because she was thought to be dead for a day when she was born, she says Death owes her a day. He agrees, and allows her 24 hours to experience love. Since this is also something of a softcore sex film, this includes the physical aspects.

First attempt is with the Boy Next Door, who is nice enough but unable to complete the act, Next is the Bad Boy, who rides a motorcycle and whose idea of love is beating her with his belt. After these two failures, she finally achieves the real thing with the man who was her teacher. The Reaper shows up for a final encounter, leading to an unexpected ending.

There are a couple of hippie-ish folk songs on the soundtrack (the title song and "Yellow and Green and Blue," performed by an ethereal female voice.) There are nice shots of waterfalls and fields of flowers. In an apparent attempt to seem European, everybody has German names. The end credits claim it's based on "the novella 'In A Certain Village' by Victor Brun," but I can find no evidence that such a thing exists. I suspect this is more artistic fakery.

It's not a bad film, really. The one goofy moment happens early on, when Death chases our heroine with his scythe. Worth a look.
 
THE WILD BUNCH (1969) After robbing a railroad office, resulted in several deaths of gang members, and yielded bags filled with steel washers, a group of over the hill criminals (sometimes called 'outlaws') decides to pull one more job. However, an ex-gang member Deke Thornton (Robert Ryan) who had been captured, imprisoned, etc., was now working with the law, in hopes of amnesty. He was leading a group of lowlife bounty hunters, portrayed by just the right actors.

The gang, led by Pike Bishop (William Holden) and "Dutch" Engstrom (Ernest Borgnine) as his 2nd in command, cross the Rio Grande and take refuge in a small town. There, they plan to visit a certain Mexican General & -- who out there has not seen this film, at least once? :unsure: Why should I bother with this?

They did have issues with the railroad, which, unless I missed something, were never explained. As I recall from an American history class, businesses, such as railroads were known for playing dirty.

bloody, in the extreme!
 
The Frisco Kid. (1979)
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Picked it up at the library based on the leads, Gene Wilder and Harrison Ford.
The blurb on the case said that it was as good as Blazing Saddles. Well, I don't believe blurbs, but I Like Wilder and I expected humor.
Wilder - good . Humor - some, mostly of the fish out of water type (rabbi from Poland trying to navigate across America to get to San Francisco)
It was basically vignettes. In a couple of cases with zero continuity between scenes. One does not expect realism in a farce, but the jumps were jarring.
Did I say farce? All characters were stereotypes, occasionally fun, but frequently annoying in their guilelessness.
Wilder is charming, Ford okay as a foil for Wilder. I didn't regret watching it, but hoped for better.
 
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The Crater Lake Monster (1977)

Old-fashioned Creature Feature. Would have seemed old hat a quarter of a century before it was made. Flaming meteorite lands in the title lake, causes a dinosaur egg to hatch, big monster chomps on folks in boats on the lake or on land. A lot of time wasted with the comedy antics of two lamebrains ("Everybody knows 'bait' is spelled B-A-T-E") accompanied by "funny" music. An oddly out of place subplot features a crook robbing a liquor store, killing two people in the process, only so he can wind up as dinosaur food. Laughably inept, particularly when a couple in a boat on the lake talk about the moonlit night, and all the stars, when the scene is filmed in blazing sunlight. No attempt at even a poor day-for-night. The dinosaur is realized via a few seconds of stop-motion animation. Not great, but it's the best thing in the movie.
If you like older docudramas, check out The Legend of Boggy Creek. It has many scenic scenes. However, don't expect to be scared or convinced of the 'legend'. I took it for what it was and enjoyed it.
 
Swing Time - creaky RKO Fred and Ginger 'musical' which had some real bravura crane and dolly shots camerawork going on a times (and given the size of cameras back in 1936 some real engineering must have been going on behind the scenes), and some slick sets but plot/story wise pretty dull, by-the-numbers stuff just there to hang a few dance numbers and songs onto. And Fred Astair in blackface which was uncomfortable.
 
Swing Time - creaky RKO Fred and Ginger 'musical' which had some real bravura crane and dolly shots camerawork going on a times (and given the size of cameras back in 1936 some real engineering must have been going on behind the scenes), and some slick sets but plot/story wise pretty dull, by-the-numbers stuff just there to hang a few dance numbers and songs onto. And Fred Astair in blackface which was uncomfortable.
BUT judging things made nearly 100 years ago, by current standards--
 

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