Discussion- September 100 Word Anonymous Challenge

[ratsy]

Hello everyone! Please see HERE for instructions.

I think this will be a great month

 

[Cascade]

Great theme Ashleyne, very exciting.

Let me be the first to post an implausible obfuscation, about how I might enter this month, or maybe I already have, or maybe I don't have time to post and am really dissapointed as it is such a great theme and broad genre.

 

[ratsy]

Cascade, please stop sending me entries!!! Only one per person.

 

[Cat's Cradle]

Great stuff, Ashleyne. No obfuscation here--I shall enter, at some point before the deadline!! CC

 

[ratsy]

We have our first victim....I mean entry. Go check it out!!!!!

 

[Kerrybuchanan]

Great first story!

 

[ratsy]

Yes it is...but wait!! Now for a limited time only, you can get two stories for the price of one!

I've added another for your viewing pleasure

 

[ratsy]

The sun is just rising out here in western Canada and we have two new stories posted! Keep them coming

 

[Cat's Cradle]

Great stories so far! Quite a diversified lot. I have a favorite amongst these, but I'll keep quiet. Looking forward to more tales! CC

 

[ratsy]

We have six awesome entries so far! Don't forget to get yours in, and become part of history...when we break all 100 word challenge entry numbers this month!!!

 

[ratsy]

We are up to 8 wonderful stories...and a very quiet discussion thread.

So here is a joke that everyone can groan at

The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

 

[Dan Jones]

Easy Rat,

Nice place you got here. Be a shame if something were to get broken...

*Knocks over plant pot, more through clumsiness than aggression.*

Ah, nurse. Good. You've arrived. The natives were starting to get restless, what?

 

[Droflet]

Okay, Ratsy, that was groan worthy, as is this. What does a ten foot parrot say? "Polly want a cracker. F*&$#^% NOW!"

Oh, before I forget. Mods, please take DG Jones into custody and throw him into the deepest, dankest cell in the Chrons castle of doom. Bloody home-wrecking troublemaker.

 

[Remedy]

Really brilliant entries all round! This is going to be a great month, I can tell

 

[Cat's Cradle]

Really enjoying the entries! Obsession is a great theme. Hopefully we'll see a bunch of stories posted this weekend!

Okay, another joke...I made this one up about 40 years ago; I had never heard it before then, and I haven't heard it since, so I think/hope this is my one original question-and-answer type joke...this--sadly--is my legacy in humor.

What do you call it when a ghost scares you again?
Déjà boo!

Hah-hah...*sigh*....

 

[Droflet]

CC, I truly admire your tenacity.

 

[Vaz]

A horse attempts to walk into a nightclub,

The bouncer stops him and says.

Ey! Ya not comin' in 'ere with those shoes on!

 

[Victoria Silverwolf]

"Carillons a Musique" -- A fresh new look at an ancient myth, with a devastating ending left to the reader's imagination.

"Collateral Damage" -- This tale of revenge taken to extremes shows us that emotions can render us blind to the consequences of our actions.

"When Hopes Die" -- A touch of backwoods humor livens this modern tall tale.

"Perspectives" -- This sensitive story of the deepest human emotions is sure to touch the reader.

"We Think, Therefore We Am" -- A modern fable, reminiscent of "The Sorcerer's Apprentice," warns us of our dependence on technology.

"I Love You" -- In this madcap allegory of romantic love we find out that not all emotions can be explained rationally.

"A Fascinating Turn of Events" -- With wry wit, this clever story takes a new look at a classic character.

"The Letter of the Law" -- This intriguing account of one person's struggle leads to an unexpected analogy.

 

[Droflet]

You're a star, as always. Thanks, Victoria.

 

[mosaix]

As a general point, anyone else think it's time we had a '100 Word Anonymous Roll Of Honour'?