Which Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy character are you?

Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz
you are a vogon. it's really to bad that you even exsist. you have no good points, no bad points, only worse points. you are loud, rude, obnoxious, and an all around *******. your poetry sucks ass, but you seem to have the right view on the earth in that it needs to be demolished.


What can i say i do really bad peotry
 
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Your Results:
Marvin (the paranoid android)
Man do I feel sorry for you. You are one seriously depressed robot, whose brain is to big for the universe to cope with. You are constantly tormented by other people's stupidity which is probably the reason why you hate every damn thing. I prescribe some major anti-depressant pills or some new friends.


I was watching the movie with my friends the other day, and one of them who had not read the book, saw a part where Marvin speaks, turned to me and said," Hey look its you."
 
….life don’t talk to me about life…


oh god this answer has made me terribly depressed

Your Results:
Marvin (the paranoid android)
Man do I feel sorry for you. You are one seriously depressed robot, whose brain is to big for the universe to cope with. You are constantly tormented by other people's stupidity which is probably the reason why you hate every damn thing. I prescribe some major anti-depressant pills or some new friends.
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Your Results:
Zaphod Beeblebrox (president)
Zeeeoow! Are you one seriously odd dude! You are Zaphod Beeblebrox, president of the universe and boy do you have some serious problems. You usually have no clue what's going on, have terrible personal relationships and are completely self-centered. Hahaha, no wonder you're my favorite!
 
Zaphod Beeblebrox (president)
Zeeeoow! Are you one seriously odd dude! You are Zaphod Beeblebrox, president of the universe and boy do you have some serious problems. You usually have no clue what's going on, have terrible personal relationships and are completely self-centered. Hahaha, no wonder you're my favorite!
 
Arthur Dent (Arthur PHILIP Dent)
Wow. You sorry little sod. I honestly dont know why Ford decided to drag you along with him before your miserable little planet was blown to smithereens... All you really want is some peace...quiet...and a nice cup of real tea. Damn nutrimatic machines. Your sorry life should be enough to move the stoniest of hearts, to bad, no one really cares.
 
Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz
you are a vogon. it's really to bad that you even exsist. you have no good points, no bad points, only worse points. you are loud, rude, obnoxious, and an all around *******. your poetry sucks ass, but you seem to have the right view on the earth in that it needs to be demolished.
 
GrownUp said:
So here is a Hitchhiker's Quiz I found.
http://www.zenhex.com/quiz.php?id=10669


And I am:

"Marvin (the paranoid android)
Man do I feel sorry for you. You are one seriously depressed robot, whose brain is to big for the universe to cope with. You are constantly tormented by other people's stupidity which is probably the reason why you hate every damn thing. I prescribe some major anti-depressant pills or some new friends."

Anyone I have ever met could have predicted that outcome.
I did the quiz... I'm Marvin too. Nice to meet you. Life... Don't talk to me about life...

Actually... I'm not a depressed person. (Believe it or not). I'm hyper. :D
 
I was previously likend to Marvin by an ex work collegue and earned myself the nickname "Marv" by always being miserable and antisocial first thing in the morning.

Curiously this is not what I am like at all, I'm quite a cheerful creature - ah well.
 
And after taking the quiz, lo and behold......

Marvin (the paranoid android)
Man do I feel sorry for you. You are one seriously depressed robot, whose brain is to big for the universe to cope with. You are constantly tormented by other people's stupidity which is probably the reason why you hate every damn thing. I prescribe some major anti-depressant pills or some new friends.

Damn! I thought I was a cheerful creature I shouldn't have been so honest :p
 
Your Results:
Trillian (Tricia McMillan)
You are probably the sanest person on the Heart of Gold. Extremely patient (because you have to deal with Zaphod) flexible, and prone to shaking your head in an exasperated way, you are also extremely smart and pick up fast on life in hyperspace.
 
Marvin - of course. Brain the size of a planet, and what do they ask me to do? And me with all the diodes down the left hand side…
*dwindles into silence*
 
Ford Prefect (Ix)
Kyah, almost the funnest guy in the known universe besides your pal Zaphod. You know how to have a good time, even if all the sods around you dont. Why dont you ditch Arthur already and go to a party? You're pretty impressive (After all, you work for the GUIDE) and you have been scarred for life because of your long term residence on earth. Of course, you left eventually, and you always knew where your towel was.

.... always good to know the location of one's towel at least in the big scheme of things.
 
Trillian (Tricia McMillan)
You are probably the sanest person on the Heart of Gold. Extremely patient (because you have to deal with Zaphod) flexible, and prone to shaking your head in an exasperated way, you are also extremely smart and pick up fast on life in hyperspace.
 

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