Creative rhyming

[RodneyMcKay]

... how his life he seemed to have scwandered

It was the sort of thing that left you confused...

 

[ice.monkey]

and at the edges a little unglued

for he hadn't moved in twenty years...

 

[Alurny]

for he hadn't moved in twenty years
a shell of man, hiding his fears

As nimble as a being could be

 

[Dwarf of Moria]

He finally got up, but tripped over a pea.


A unfortunate thing for such a man

 

[ice.monkey]

because it scuppered his plan

of appearing to be intelligent

 

[Saffy]

a shame as he was so diligent.

with no way to succeed he tends his broken pride

 

[digs]

but it slips away like flotsam in the tide.

Cheeks awash with tears, his face hides in his hands

 

[Montero]

The icy waves roll in, across the empty sands



His life is almost o'er, he's one foot in the grave

 

[Memnoch]

His fate awaited, turning he looked it in the eye, how brave . . .

. . . stepping from his chair he look a lungful of air

 

[Santeeil]

stepping out the front door he was faced by a bear!

Oh lord beware came a scream from a girl all wan and pale!

 

[Memnoch]

ducking the swiping claw, he grabbed the girl and ran over hill and through dale.

collapsing in exhausted heaps, the girl shivered and shook looking at the hill ahead so steep.

 

[Santeeil]

upon her feet, she just wanted to sleep.

No sleep girl, cried the Lord, we must away.

 

[Memnoch]

Where to but the Bay . . .

. . . to the Bay of gulls we must alight, the only way to avoid the fight.

 

[Interference]

But pretty soon, day turned to night
And everyone went down the pub

 

[Grimward]

Truth be told, to get some grub
Said Lord to Lady, all bones be thee

 

[Interference]

Sit you down and have some tea

Said she to him, "Sir, are you daft?"

 

[Zubi-Ondo]

Tea simply won't do after what we've been through

But you did save my life, and while I won't be your wife,

I might be talked into some fiddling with you.

 

[Interference]

So he got out his violin and started a tune

That caused her to dance and clap and sing


(you's're talking to a muso, here, remember, Zube? Nothin's more important than the music )

 

[Zubi-Ondo]

Her cares were gone, and not remembrin' a thing

She said maybe I'll have some tea after all


(Sorry, didn't see the pattern at first. You bet your life Interfer - You rock!)

 

[Interference]

But His Lordship said "Tea's off, falderee, falderoll"

And she said, "That dance made me thirsty and tired"

(Gosh, thanks, Zube - you can call me Static )