Ray Zdybrow
Ubermeta Smartarse
Peabugs (and pillbugs) because (some kinds) roll up into a pea-like (or pill-like) ball. Btw "pissabed" is one of the common English names for a dandelionI noticed the name for woodlice in Kent is Peabugs. I wonder if originally this was Pee bugs. In Dutch we call woodlice 'pissbeds' and the story is that (a loooong time ago) children who wet their beds were given a medicine which contained grind woodlice.
Anyway, none of these names seem to make much sense, including woodlice.