John Caliber--six-foot-two, shaved head, bristly brown mustache, tan skin, thick corded muscles, 3.62 GPA during his only two years of college at Southern Colorado Technical University--walked slowly towards the sky blue 2012 Toyota Corolla idling in the parking lot of the only Walmart in Chevrettell, Colorado (population: 1567, part of Wayneside County, high school mascot: the Eagles), his thick, buckskin boots squelching in the scattered rain puddles that dotted the cracked asphalt. It was just as the anonymous voice--husky, mysterious, threatening--had promised when they'd called him on his Samsung Galaxy 4 at 3:07 that afternoon (Mountain Daylight Time) and told him that Elijah Buckington, the irresponsible 27 year-old heir to Buckington Sports Suppliers (Wayneside County's main wholesale store for hunting, fishing, and other various sports equipment), had been abducted by aliens from the planet Forsicca Prime.
I was a tea merchant myself and I can say that most of the stories about green tea are, just stories. Yes, there are benefits to drinking green tea most of the day, but golden oolongs tend to be better. Now if you really want the full "All day health benefit of green tea" all at once, drink Macha as often as you can! Until your heart and kidneys give out. Golden oolongs and good Pur teas for me! Sorry, did you say I sell like a barn yard? Why yes I do!Lifting for Life - My life on the bench press by Jake Stevenhoffen
As a fifty seven year old Powerlifting world champion I'm often asked the question, 'what are you on?'
I always tell them I'm on early mornings, early nights, and a diet of fruit and vegetables. And hard work. It's a winning combination that every other Powerlifter isn't aware of.
I have never been caught taking performance enhancing drugs, and never plan to be either.
This book tells the true story of how I managed to defy sports science and the human ageing process using beetroot and green tea. It will describe years of repeatedly lifting heavy objects, and the elaborate reasons I only end up competing where there are no doping controls. It will also describe the time an airline lost my luggage during a flight connection at Frankfurt airport.
Really, I was a tea importer and merchant. But drinking any tea as a whole is so much better!