I recognised some of the names. I got a good chuckle from your entry.Well done @elvet
As for my own effort I have a disclaimer - I've never watched an episode of Strictly Come Dancing
I also realise that only hard-core Robert E. Howard fans will have known the character names, which probably explains the lack of votes. (It couldn't possibly be because it wasn't very good )
Here's a potted glossary, just in case anyone cares
I hope you all feel suitably enlightened.