Argh! Is that how it usually goes with these challenges!?
Composing a decent story in just 75 words is already hard enough. Competing with anyone who can create mega-groan puns at will is going to give me nightmares and constipation.
Believe me, the great white bear is the king of puns around here.
And please mention not that final word you put down, I'm someone...I won't get into that here. I'd rather have nightmares, honestly.