Pluralities

[Ursa major]

I went with a circumlocution and dodged the grammatical issue entirely. I'm way cleverer than my characters.

 

[sknox]

I gotta add, the breadth and depth of knowledge hereabouts is downright delightful.

And sometimes terrifying.

 

[CTRandall]

When faced with a grammatical issue of such Gordian proportions, I ask myself, "Would the character speaking know what is correct?" If the answer is "no", I happily engage in all sorts (heehee) of linguistic GTA action. If the answer is yes, I'm screwed.