If Only!
Dear Marce, Jim, Julie, my precious family.
I regretfully tell you that I have lost everything. That damn Vegas convention destroyed our life.
I lost control at Roulette and Blackjack. I emptied the Pension Fund while there.
Since, I have been sports betting, trying to recoup.
I've ruined everything.
Darling, I forged your signature to take another mortgage. I even took additional car loans.
I cannot face you, I love you all very much. I'm so sorry.
GUNSHOT!
Loudspeaker; THIS HAS BEEN YOUR COMPLIMENTARY TRIAL RUN AT LIFE.
YOUR ACTUAL LIFE WILL BEGIN ... NOW!
fading; GOOD LUCK , ha ha! (Maniacal Laughter)