Do Not Hang Up
Playboy Tremborak found ancient markings in a cave.
Follow us to the stars
He dedicated his entire fortune to the quest.
Years later, he found the special telephone box; pushed remaining pennies, rang the numbers indicated in the directory.
"Congratulations!" he heard. Stars whizzed by, then suddenly stopped.
"Insert coins to continue."
Tremborak gasped in horror at the dangling 'phone and the endless cosmos beyond glass.
"Only joking," chuckled the caller.
"Got me," wept Tremborak.