Warhammer 40K For Kids

[Vince W]

It's been recently announced that there will be a new line of books set in the Warhammer 40K Universe for kids. I wonder how they are going to manage to shoehorn these stories into the mores of a theocratic cult that worships a corpse and is engaged in a millennia long genocidal war. Watch out Winnie-the-Pooh.

Warhammer 40K Fans are Crying "HERESY!" to New Kid-Focused Books

 

[BAYLOR]

Warhammer for Kids ? They're kidding right?

 

[Vince W]

It's just a ploy to get kids involved in the Khorne Chaos cults.

 

[BAYLOR]

It's just a ploy to get kids involved in the Khorne Chaos cults.

I just don't think Khorne would be a very good role model for kid.

 

[Vince W]

I just don't think Khorne would be a very good role model for kid.

You're thinking Slaanesh?

 

[BAYLOR]

You're thinking Slaanesh?

The problem with Slaanesh is that even for lord Chaos, he's so fickle.

 

[Vince W]

Well, as long as it's not the Eldar...

In all honesty I don't see how this series will work. I remember reading an early story involving kids where the Dark Angels landed on one of their training planets to test a new batch of recruits. Any child that failed was summarily executed. Perfect bed time reading...