The Porgs

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I'm jus wondering...

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Why do Star Wars fans already hate these guys? They're so cute!!
 
The inevitable comparison to the Ewok from ROTJ would play a part, I suppose. It doesn't take a lot to upset any fandom.

I'm not too bothered by cuteness. The is aimed at children, after all.
 
It's the downgrade from Han Solo to a furry potato that is the problem. I would have appreciated if Chewie would have gone out to month long binge drinking and totalled Millenium Falcon on some galactic lightpole than accepting these things to help the ship. I guess the fear is that these are new Jar-Jar-Binks as there are two of them, instead of just one.
 
Those inconsiderate Porgs made it impossible for poor Chewbacca to enjoy his meal of Roast Porg :whistle:
 
So , should one have Red Wine or White Wine with roasted Porg ?:whistle:
 
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