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A Festive Short Story

Hex

Write, monkey, write
Joined
Mar 3, 2011
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Edinburgh
Brilliant. I love Suruk. I tried to come up with a favourite line, but there were lots of them. I think (possibly) it's: "Nothing could hold back such mighty cleavage..." but I really, really liked the hippopotamus as well...

It certainly made my Christmas merrier.
 
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