Which Film and Television Characters Do You Wish Were Real People ?

JarJar Binks, so I could punch him in the nose. The little Martian from Bugs Bunny would be a hoot to talk to in real life.
Taarna the Warrior Maiden in Heavy Metal . Brave , heroic ,self sacrificing and beautiful.(y)
Obviously, given the state of affairs around the globe and the need for Firm Government, I've heard some very good things about Francis Urquart (House of Cards)
The Alien from errr.... Alien; and the Thing from....umm The Thing

Drop both into the same jungle where all those celebrities want to get out of.

Should make for far more entertaining telly <evil grin>
Aeryn Sun, from Farscape
Ensign Roe from ST:TNG
Xev from Lexx

<do you see a pattern forming here, lol>
I think Mary Poppins would be quite a useful person to know. She seems to be able to get stuff done, although spending much time with her would be like taking serious drugs. The princess from Enchanted would be better.

This is harder than I expected: I'm not sure I'd actually want to know Ellen Ripley, Mad Max, Philip Marlowe or Deckard, or many other heroic characters. They don't seem much fun.
Bilbo, Gandalf, Dwalin, Balin, Kili, Fili, Dori, Nori, Ori, Oin, Gloin, Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, Frodo, Samwise, Merry, Pippin, Tom Bombadil, Goldberry...

You see where I'm going with this.

Hm, I do see a slight Tolkien theme here .;)