Something special for the fans

[Stephen Palmer]

Special limited edition of Hairy London now available...

For the beard-stroking, hair-obsessed person in your life...

Please note: no animals were harmed when these were made.

 

[Teresa Edgerton]

The fact that the article was posted on this particular date wouldn't have any significance, would it?

 

[Stephen Palmer]

It would!

 

[Teresa Edgerton]

Well, it's a hilarious idea.

 

[Stephen Palmer]

You can thank Mr K. Brooke for that one!

Ah, we had a laugh...