I saw a trailer for the new Joker film yesterday that was literally one minute of a man weeping in the rain, with a blue filter over the camera. I like the way that every Batman film has to be longer and "darker" than the previous one. It's like the Four Yorkshiremen sketch set in Gotham.
"In my version, Alfred is played by a pile of old rags, and Batman sits in his cave and just growls at himself for three hours."
"That's nothing! In my Batman film, Commissioner Gordon is reimagined as a heap of dead rats and it's nine hours long."
"Dead rats? Dead rats? You were lucky! My Batman would have been overjoyed to find a heap of dead rats! In my film, Batman sits in a sealed room for thirty-eight hours, punching himself in the face. There's a black cloth over the lens, that's how dark it is. And if you tell that to Adam West these days, he just won't believe you."