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Discussion in 'Humour' started by mickd113, Oct 18, 2007.


    mickd113 New Member

    Sep 26, 2007
    A couple of poachers are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground.

    He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.

    The other guy whips out his mobile phone and calls the emergency services.

    He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

    The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help."

    "First, let's make sure he's dead.”

    There is a moment’s silence, and then a shot is heard.

    The guy comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?”

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