Mark Robson
Dragon Writer
Week 2 - day whatever!
0900 - The big stupid one washed my hair again. Fluff balls rule! It seems it was in preparation for going to a place called church. Hey, great place! Cool music, lots of cuddle monsters and lots of hilarity as big sister insisted that dad dance with her in the aisle during several of the songs. Even got a celebrity introduction by the main man himself at the front of the service. Now I know I'm born for greatness. If only I can rid myself of this brainwashing routine being enforced by the big people, I should be able to take over the world within a matter of weeks. The trick will be to break the tyrannical rule of the big people within the place called home. Once that is achieved, there will be no stopping me. Mwahahaha!
1200 - Currently working on an experimental measurement system - The Highlight Scale. This is a measurement scale rather like the Beaufort Scale mixed with the Richter Scale, measuring wind and tremors on a scale like none witnessed before. It is delineated in increments based on a direct comparison to my infamous Uncle Bob's ability to belch/break wind with huge decibel levels. Am currently varying wildly between, 'A Whispering Breeze - Must try harder' to 'A Devastating Blast - Uncle Bob would be proud', but am rapidly increasing in consistency. Will attempt to embarrass the big people with my newfound talents whenever possible.
0900 - The big stupid one washed my hair again. Fluff balls rule! It seems it was in preparation for going to a place called church. Hey, great place! Cool music, lots of cuddle monsters and lots of hilarity as big sister insisted that dad dance with her in the aisle during several of the songs. Even got a celebrity introduction by the main man himself at the front of the service. Now I know I'm born for greatness. If only I can rid myself of this brainwashing routine being enforced by the big people, I should be able to take over the world within a matter of weeks. The trick will be to break the tyrannical rule of the big people within the place called home. Once that is achieved, there will be no stopping me. Mwahahaha!
1200 - Currently working on an experimental measurement system - The Highlight Scale. This is a measurement scale rather like the Beaufort Scale mixed with the Richter Scale, measuring wind and tremors on a scale like none witnessed before. It is delineated in increments based on a direct comparison to my infamous Uncle Bob's ability to belch/break wind with huge decibel levels. Am currently varying wildly between, 'A Whispering Breeze - Must try harder' to 'A Devastating Blast - Uncle Bob would be proud', but am rapidly increasing in consistency. Will attempt to embarrass the big people with my newfound talents whenever possible.