Mark Robson
Dragon Writer
Day 1 - 0026
Was very rudely evicted from my home at a most ungodly hour. There I was, warm and snuggled up in my nice little apartment when the landlady decided to throw me out... well, squeeze me out would probably be a better description. Actually, it took her a goodly long while to push me out through the door. She started trying nearly a day earlier, but I was determined not to let her get away with evicting me without putting up a bit of a fight. In the end all my protestations were in vain, but I'm kind of glad to be out really because it was getting pretty cramped in there. I used to have great fun jumping up and down on the landlady's bladder and somersaulting here there and everywhere. Recently, I haven't been able to do so much as take a decent swing at the wall, let alone give a running kick.
Outside the apartment is amazing. There are several other people, all very big who seem to go around with big grins fixed permanently on their faces. I think they must be mentally retarded or something. Anyway, they seemed friendly enough. I was too tired to move around much, so one of them picked me up and wrapped me in something they called clothing and blankets. They were warm enough, but felt kind of strange after my warm, wet apartment.
Got prodded and poked around a bit. Strange, but not unpleasant. Am very curious about the noises I can make out here. I opened my mouth and kind of pushed with my chest and this amazing crying sound came out. I was so surprised that my eyes popped open really wide and I stopped it straight away. Can make great gurgling sounds as well - seems to make the big people's smiles look even more demented. Will experiment with this after I take a bit of a nap.
0115 - Come on! Give a baby a break will you? I've been evicted from my home all of 45 minutes and now one of the big people has picked me up, stuck me under her arm and jammed a large red part of her anatomy in my mouth! Can't I just have a little peace for a few hours?
0120 - MMmm! Wow! Maybe this isn't such a bad thing after all. Give me more, lady - give me more!
Was very rudely evicted from my home at a most ungodly hour. There I was, warm and snuggled up in my nice little apartment when the landlady decided to throw me out... well, squeeze me out would probably be a better description. Actually, it took her a goodly long while to push me out through the door. She started trying nearly a day earlier, but I was determined not to let her get away with evicting me without putting up a bit of a fight. In the end all my protestations were in vain, but I'm kind of glad to be out really because it was getting pretty cramped in there. I used to have great fun jumping up and down on the landlady's bladder and somersaulting here there and everywhere. Recently, I haven't been able to do so much as take a decent swing at the wall, let alone give a running kick.
Outside the apartment is amazing. There are several other people, all very big who seem to go around with big grins fixed permanently on their faces. I think they must be mentally retarded or something. Anyway, they seemed friendly enough. I was too tired to move around much, so one of them picked me up and wrapped me in something they called clothing and blankets. They were warm enough, but felt kind of strange after my warm, wet apartment.
Got prodded and poked around a bit. Strange, but not unpleasant. Am very curious about the noises I can make out here. I opened my mouth and kind of pushed with my chest and this amazing crying sound came out. I was so surprised that my eyes popped open really wide and I stopped it straight away. Can make great gurgling sounds as well - seems to make the big people's smiles look even more demented. Will experiment with this after I take a bit of a nap.
0115 - Come on! Give a baby a break will you? I've been evicted from my home all of 45 minutes and now one of the big people has picked me up, stuck me under her arm and jammed a large red part of her anatomy in my mouth! Can't I just have a little peace for a few hours?
0120 - MMmm! Wow! Maybe this isn't such a bad thing after all. Give me more, lady - give me more!