Okay, so I just got back from the last showing of the day (I wasn't even planning to go today, 'cuz some imbecile told me it wasn't out 'til tomorrow, but by fluke I managed to thwart his evil plan and the rest is history).
I think Joss actually wrote the best review of the film when he had Mal say 'Good answer' to Inara near the end. So that's my review; good answer.
(Massive spoilers below; read before you've seen it and I will sic the Reavers on you)
Now, I have a few niggles (because I always do), and these actually result from the fact that the film is entirely separable from the TV show - which is a truly amazing achievment. Firstly, this film answers too many questions. Yeah, you heard me right, too many. I worry a little that the sequel (and if it doesn't look like being successful enough to get a sequel, I will personally buy enough tickets that they make one) will have to be too much different from this one and the series to succeed (as in, there won't be the 'who's River?' and 'who's Book?' questions to mystify us and we'll have to deal more with the fall of the alliance and the war with the Reavers - good stories, but not what we're used to). Plus, those mysteries have sustained one of the most successful fanbases in the history of scifi...
Second was the death of Wash. I can tell this is going to be the big issue with the film. Was Wash expendable? Apparently Joss thinks so, since River's apparently a pretty good pilot in addition to being hard as nails. I disagree. I can't see that a crew without Wash will be anything like as balanced (anyone remember 'Can we vote on the whole killing people thing?' Or the very similar remark in a very similar scene in the movie itself?) Particularly now that Zoe's position as the voice of reason for Mal is now called into question... I loved how sudden and (in some ways) meaningless his death was. I just think it should have been Jayne (remember Zoe and Jayne in Objects in Space, 'I don't think she'd hurt anybody' / 'kitchen knife!' / 'Anyone we can't spare'. With River kicking so much ass, they don't need Jayne).
Last niggle; Simon does not kick ass. I have no objection to him fighting. Nor do I object to his rescuing River - though I prefer the series' version that someone else got her out and delivered her to him. I don't even mind him punching Mal in the face near the beginning of the film; that, I thought, worked very well. What I object to is the idea that this nancyish public school boy can actually hold his own in a bare-handed fight with Mal. I am a nancyish public school boy, and I couldn't (yeah, my dark secret revealed...).
Okay, onto the stuff I really did like (I liked it all, but these are the real hilights):
- The fact that Joss didn't compromise on the brutality of the concept - right from the off, the characters are bank-robbers, the Reavers attack and Mal has to surrender some wannabe hero to death.
- The Reaver fleet. While there is something suspicious about Reavers forming anything even vaguely resembling communities (and spaceships), the fleet looked awesome. And the battle? I thought the opening of SW3 was the best a space battle could be on film (and as larger-than-life stuff goes, it kinda is), but Serenity's sense of reality just completely blew me away. I sat there ducking and dodging like a jumpy monkey on caffeine (*firmly denies any rumours that he is a jumpy monkey on caffeine on the grounds that he doesn't like coffee*). And that moment where they first pile out of the cloud? Words cannot express just how impressed I was.
- Kaylee and Simon finally getting together (and the wonderful game of 'spot River' that constitutes the end of *that* shot).
- Mal and Inara. Not so much the phone call, though I did love the gang listening in, but that last scene? 'Good answer' - priceless.
- The Operative. Particularly the 'I'm a monster' line. His self-knowledge and self-acceptance, for me, make him far scarier than even characters like Early and Niska from the series.
- The truth about Reavers. I originally predicted that it was aliens who created the Reavers, but I think I prefer the more disturbing, more terrible revelation presented by the film.
- River kicking ass. Little sisters are always harder than their older brothers (*is an older brother to a much harder little sister*).
- The absence of the shameless backreferencing which spoiled the Star Wars prequels. There was backreferencing - there were even scenes that were more than half copied from the series if you looked carefully - but it wasn't shameless. It wasn't tacky. It wasn't cheap. Suck on that one, Lucas...
And of course, all the usual Whedon stuff - the dialogue, the perfect balance of comedy and drama etc. etc. etc...
Right, I think that covers just about everything in the film in the 'like' category...
I really did love this film. It actually managed to still blow me away after 18 months of waiting. I can find no genuine flaws in it. Congratulations Joss and the gang for making the film Star Wars wished it was. For making the film, indeed, that any film would wish it was in that situation.
Just a thought,
Rik