Things you'll never hear on the X-Files

[Diamond9697]

Tooms: If I eat one more piece of liver I'm gonna be sick...

 

[spooky]

Mulder: that wasn't a UFO, it eas just an experimental plane with lots of searchlights.

 

[angelle myst]

Bill Scully - I'm sorry for being so awful Mulder, i now realize you love my sister and will go to the ends of the earth, literally, to protect her. Can i hug you?

 

[Annette]

LOL at these. They are very funny.

annette

 

[Dave]

Scully: Sorry Mulder, but the fish have died!

 

[Diamond9697]

Skinner: Mulder, I think that explanation is totally plausible and I await your report with anticipation.

 

[Annette]

Jeffrey Spender to CSM:

I hope I don't turn out like you Dad.

annette

 

[Tapestry_03]

CSM: I'm really not that bad of a guy. If my dad would just have hugged me...
Mulder (holding arms open): Come on.

 

[Dave]

Agent X: Can we talk? ...and by the way, did I tell you that you're doing a good job!

CSM: Sorry, but have you got a light?

 

[Annette]

lol those were funny.

annette

 

[libelula]

CSM: You know I should really get the patch.
- Oh I'm dead

Doggett: "Hasta Levista Bebe"

 

[Tapestry_03]

Byers: You know, she isn't half bad looking
Frohike: *distracted* Who, Scully? I hadn't really noticed.

 

[Annette]

LOL Tapestry, thats funny. Frohike always makes me laugh when he ogles over Scully.

annette

 

[Dave]

Mulder: Gosh, I guess we were wrong. The government did have our best interests at heart, after all.

Mulder: I've seen this one before, Scully. His name is Casper and he's what we call a 'friendly' ghost.

Scully: Look under the mask... this is no swamp monster. It's Mr. Handy, the owner of the old country store!

Mr. Handy: And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling FBI agents.

 

[Annette]

LOL those were really funny Dave. Good ones!!

annette

 

[lene morissette]

Originally posted by angelle myst

Scully (to Mulder) - Are you on drugs?!

Urm, Scully kinda already said that one in 'Dreamland part 2' to Mulder/Morris!

 

[angelle myst]

Oh well, no-one's perfect

 

[Maria8475]

Scully: Don't call you Fox? Let's see you try and stop me! Fox, Fox, Fox, Fox!

Mulder: You know, I never really liked my sister.

 

[Dave]

Skinner: Pull up a chair Mulder! I've got all the time you want! Intensify the search? Sure! How many men do you need? Your report? No, I don't think I need to see that!

 

[Annette]

I'd forgotten about these. Well done for waking these up.

Scully to Frohike: Sure, I'll be happy to fulfill your fantasy of spending the night with you.

annette