Things you'll never hear on the X-Files

[Diamond9697]

We have these in Star Wars and a few other places so why not here?

Krycek: "Sure, we could have these people killed to protect what they know...but isn't that a little harsh?"

CSM: "Well, Agent Mulder...you caught us. We'll cooperate fully, of course. What would you like to know?"

Scully: "No, sir. Agent Mulder was mistaken. I believe it was bigfoot."

Mulder: "I'm so glad that you had a scientific explanation Scully."

 

[rde]

"Well, that made sense"

 

[Annette]

Those were excellent Diamond.


annette

 

[Diamond9697]

Mulder: "Scully are you ok?"
Scully: "No Mulder I am not ok and I need your help."

Scully: "Why dont you shut up with the whole feel-sorry-for-me-my-sister-was-abducted act? That was so 3 years ago."

Scully: "Frohikie what are you up to tonight?"

 

[Annette]

Hehehe LOL at the Frohike one!!!!


annette

 

[Maria8475]

Diamond - LOVE the Frohike one!!

i can't think of any right now - but i'll have to come back.

 

[Diamond9697]

Mulder to Scully: I think we should just be friends.

 

[angelle myst]

Scully - Mulder, i'm sick of all the flirting and sexual innuendos. Wanna do the wild thing on Skinners desk?

 

[Annette]

LOL those were funny.


annette

 

[angelle myst]

Do ya have any ur good self Annette?

Scully - Mulder look! An alien!

 

[Annette]

One off the top of my head.

Skinner to Krycek: Oops my gun seems to have gone off and shot you.


annette

 

[angelle myst]

Hehe

Diana Fowley - Scully, to show you just how much i'm really not an evil hell-bitch, i would like for you to be with Mulder - you're the one he really loves.
Scully - Nah thanks, i dont want your leftovers

xxx

 

[Diamond9697]

Langly: Kennedy assasinated by a government conspiracy? Get out of here!

Mulder: So what about it Frohike? You still want my porn collection cause I'm throwing it out.

 

[angelle myst]

Scully (squeeling) - Oh my God, Mulder! How cute is that alien!

Scully - Hey Skinner! Mulders busy searchin' for the truth, you wanna do the wild thing?

 

[Dave]

Scully: I'm not up to doing an autopsy right now.

Mulder: Fine, I doubt it would have any bearing on the case anyway!

 

[angelle myst]

Scully/Mulder - Hey Krycek, you're a H-O-T-T-I-E!

Scully (to Mulder) - Are you on drugs?!

 

[Diamond9697]

Mulder: So Scully what is your explanation?
Scully: I dont have one. this completely blows my mind.

Scully to Diana: You can have Mulder he is a bad kisser and his feet stink.

 

[angelle myst]

Mulder - Lets try your way first Scully, my totally out-of-the-blue idea is probably wrong anyway.

 

[Diamond9697]

Skinner: Agent Mulder, I'm a little concerned about the amount of your cell phone bill.
Scully: Mulder, I told you not to let ET phone home!

 

[Annette]

Krychek: I can't feel my arm!!!!!!!


annette