Things you'll never hear on the X-Files

Diamond9697

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We have these in Star Wars and a few other places so why not here?

Krycek: "Sure, we could have these people killed to protect what they know...but isn't that a little harsh?"

CSM: "Well, Agent Mulder...you caught us. We'll cooperate fully, of course. What would you like to know?"

Scully: "No, sir. Agent Mulder was mistaken. I believe it was bigfoot."

Mulder: "I'm so glad that you had a scientific explanation Scully."
 

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Mulder: "Scully are you ok?"
Scully: "No Mulder I am not ok and I need your help."

Scully: "Why dont you shut up with the whole feel-sorry-for-me-my-sister-was-abducted act? That was so 3 years ago."

Scully: "Frohikie what are you up to tonight?" :D
 

Maria8475

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Diamond - LOVE the Frohike one!! :D

i can't think of any right now - but i'll have to come back.
 
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Scully - Mulder, i'm sick of all the flirting and sexual innuendos. Wanna do the wild thing on Skinners desk?
 

Annette

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One off the top of my head.

Skinner to Krycek: Oops my gun seems to have gone off and shot you.


annette :)
 
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Hehe :D

Diana Fowley - Scully, to show you just how much i'm really not an evil hell-bitch, i would like for you to be with Mulder - you're the one he really loves.
Scully - Nah thanks, i dont want your leftovers

xxx
 

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Langly: Kennedy assasinated by a government conspiracy? Get out of here!

Mulder: So what about it Frohike? You still want my porn collection cause I'm throwing it out.
 
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Scully (squeeling) - Oh my God, Mulder! How cute is that alien!

Scully - Hey Skinner! Mulders busy searchin' for the truth, you wanna do the wild thing?
 

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Mulder: So Scully what is your explanation?
Scully: I dont have one. this completely blows my mind.

Scully to Diana: You can have Mulder he is a bad kisser and his feet stink.
 

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Skinner: Agent Mulder, I'm a little concerned about the amount of your cell phone bill.
Scully: Mulder, I told you not to let ET phone home!
 
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