What was the last movie you saw?

Moscow On the Hudson. 1984. Starring Robin Williams & Maria Conchita Alanso in her first US feature. She is pleasant, but Williams is a sometimes moody. sometimes exuberant force of nature. He is not his usual antic cutup, but a moody exile from his loved but debilitating Russian homeland. NYC smashes into him with its 1984 mix of immigrants, Afro-American culture and bustling density. Roger Ebert said about the writer and director Paul Mazursky that "He has a way of making comedies that are more intelligent and relevant than most of the serious films around," I thought that some of the pieces of Moscow and NYC were easy stereotypes, but they presented a time and a place, perhaps for a new exile - and arrival.
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THE SECRET PARTNER - 1961 - Excellent Fog Noir (is that what a UK Film Noir should be called?) which subverts expectations in two big ways. It finds Stewart Granger as a shipping company manager dealing with his wife leaving him because she suspects he is having an affair. He has been spending lots of money, not because of another woman, but because of blackmail. Then his blackmailer is visited by a sinister masked figure who demands he play along with a scheme to get more money of Granger. Bernard Lee is a police official on the case --his last before retirement.
Very clever third act twists.

THE GOLDEN ARROW - 1963 - Tab Hunter with a dubbed voice is an unlikely Arabian prince (and easy to spot by palace guards in the market place since he is the only blonde around) who discovers he is blessed by Allah and given three magical apprentices to help him win the hand of a princess. The story is pretty goofy, much of it is a remake of the 1924 Thief of Baghdad. It was directed by Antonio Margheriti and has a few impressive spfx concepts. One is a fiery cavern where an infernal queen summons fire demons to stop the Tab Man. They are stuntmen in bulky costumes set on fire. It looks pretty cool. And this film has one of the best uses of flying carpets--where he is flying around a battle shooting off magic arrows. Not for everyone, but I thought it had some good scenes and was shot in Egypt so the outdoor sets were A budget quality.

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The Three Direct-To-Video Horror Films Directed By Christopher Lewis (Loretta Young's Son) Triple Feature:

Blood Cult (1985)

Combination of slasher and devil worship film. Students get chopped up at a college and parts of their bodies are removed. Medallions with the image of a dog are left with the victims. The daughter of the long-in-the-tooth sheriff on the case works in the college library, and very quickly finds one of those helpful books about occult stuff that show up in these films. It seems that the cult devoted to the dog demon Caninus has a ritual where they take all those random body parts and put them together to offer as a sacrifice. Severed fingers show up in he college cafeteria salad bar, which seems careless of the cult.

Meanwhile, a dog belonging to a married couple of farmers is killed. This leads to a stakeout with the sheriff and his daughter's boyfriend (very much an obvious red herring) during which they witness the cultists, dressed in monk robes, do their thing. However, this might be a dream or something, or at least the sheriff's actions aren't influenced in any way by it. It's confusing. We eventually get our Shocking Twist Ending, which is no shock because we received a very heavy hint about it during the cult ceremony that may or may not have happened.

Shot on video, and it sure looks like it. A cast of unknowns. Moves pretty slowly and doesn't make a lot of sense.

The Ripper (1985)

Famed gore special effects expert Tom Savini is The Ripper, but only for a few minutes at the end of the film. Starts with a scene of a woman in Victorian London getting out of a cab in Whitechapel, for no apparent reason. The Ripper gets her. Surprise! This was just a visualization of what a college professor was describing as Hollywood's vision of the Ripper. He teaches a class called Famous Crimes on Film.

Among the students are a horror movie fan, his girlfriend, and an obnoxious comedy relief guy. The fan keeps bugging the professor, reminding him that The Conqueror Worm is on TV. (References are made to other Vincent Price films. House of Wax and Theater of Blood. However, when we hear what is supposedly The Conqueror Worm on the TV, it bears no resemblance to the historical drama also known as Witchfinder General, but is instead something about a giant worm monster.)

Professor has a dance teacher girlfriend, which gives us an excuse for a sequence in which her students practice their art. It's pretty much a music video.

Long and slow story short, professor gets a ring supposedly worn by the Ripper from an antique shop. He falls asleep and, apparently, becomes the Ripper. Women get killed. At the very end, he becomes Tom Savini, with yellow eyes but no British accent, as the real Ripper. We get the final showdown between the fan (whose girlfriend was one of the victims) and the Ripper.

Also shot-on-video, although it looks a little better. Shamelessly padded with the music video and a woman buying a clock in the antique store, etc. The barely present Savini gets top billing.

Revenge (1986)

The direct sequel to Blood Cult! In fact, it starts right at the Shocking Twist Ending of the first film, and has a plot that would be very hard to follow if you hadn't seen its predecessor. Shot-on-film and looks a lot better than the above movies. A couple of famous names, too.

The brother (Patrick Wayne, John's son) and sister of the boyfriend of the sheriff's daughter from the first film show up after he is killed. She gets killed pretty quickly, in a supernatural way that reduces her to ashes.

Remember the married farming couple whose dog was killed? The husband gets killed. The wife and Wayne becomes amateur detectives. The sheriff is now insane, but provides clues in his babbling way. At some point, he made a list of names of local folks, which helps the investigating pair.

The audience knows what's going on right away. The cult has lots of prominent members, including John Carradine as a U. S. Senator.

In an oddly amusing discussion among Carradine, the dean, and the German-accented doctor who is our main antagonist, they talk about the expense of the dogface medallions and monk robes for all the new recruits, the fact that some cult members just like killing and aren't really into the dog demon worship, and the fact that the dean doesn't even believe in Caninus. (That dooms him.)

It all leads up to a confrontation between our two heroes and the cult during a ceremony, in which the sister who turned into ashes is reborn as some kind of zombie and Carradine turns into some kind of monster. Then we get a Shocking Twist Ending that makes no sense at all.

More professionally made than the other two films but more confusing.
 
JFK (1991) My 1st time watching this, & thought it was o.k.; though it is likely based upon conspiracy theory. I did enjoy it.

What!? John Candy in a serious role?
 
Wag the Dog (1997) Likewise my 1st time with this one. Rather amusing. President is caught with minor girl 2, count 'em just two weeks before his reelection, which may not happen!

So, they hire a guy to fabricate a fictional war in Albania, hoping to make that the focus of the news media.

Thoroughly entertaining.
 
Germany Year Zero (1948) Young Edmund Köhler (Edmund Moeschke) is a young boy in the devastated German city just after the WWII's end. Everyone tries to get enough to eat, but some fail at the task.

Very sad!

Another of the 100 most important political films, etc.
 
FORBIDDEN PLANET - 1956 - This movie has aged very well, especially in terms of the spfx and the display of technology and uniforms. Smart decision by the production designer to make the costumes only slightly futuristic and to imagine the handheld devices would be miniature. Leslie Nielsen's short cylindrical communicator also has a camera built in and their miniaturized handheld computer is about the size of an iphone. It really is the prototype Star Trek episode with Nielsen as Kirk essentially and Richard Anderson as the Spock of the ship. They even have a green energy beam that engulfs them like the transporter.

Commander Adams: Nice climate you have here. High oxygen content.

Robby the Robot: I seldom use it myself, sir. It promotes rust.

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FORBIDDEN PLANET - 1956 - This movie has aged very well, especially in terms of the spfx and the display of technology and uniforms. Smart decision by the production designer to make the costumes only slightly futuristic and to imagine the handheld devices would be miniature. Leslie Nielsen's short cylindrical communicator also has a camera built in and their miniaturized handheld computer is about the size of an iphone. It really is the prototype Star Trek episode with Nielsen as Kirk essentially and Richard Anderson as the Spock of the ship. They even have a green energy beam that engulfs them like the transporter.

Commander Adams: Nice climate you have here. High oxygen content.

Robby the Robot: I seldom use it myself, sir. It promotes rust.

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KGeo777 , Great film . Considering this was made in 1956 I thought the sound design was fantastic !
 
Thunder in Dixie (1964 or 1965)

Stock car racing soap opera, Two racers were buddies until the girlfriend of one of them was killed in an automobile accident while riding in the car the other one was driving. The driver wound up in the hospital, but is out and ready to race. Will the other guy try to cause a wreck during the Big Race? The bereaved guy's new girlfriend and the other guy's wife try to prevent this. That's about all that happens. Too not exciting.
 
Fiend of Dope Island (1961)

Lurid exploitation melodrama. Snarling, cackling antagonist runs his private criminal empire from his grass shack on an unnamed Caribbean island played by Puerto Rico), literally whipping his underlings into obedience. Smuggling marijuana and running guns are his businesses. He also tricks an exotic dancer (played by a former Miss Yugoslavia) into coming to the place, thinking she'll be entertaining hundreds instead of becoming his personal property. Can our hero (a guy working for him, but very obviously from the start an undercover law enforcement agent) help her escape and end his tyranny over the "natives"?

The bad guy chews the scenery, Miss Yugoslavia slinks around and dances in skimpy outfits, whippings, fistfights, gunfights, fire, etc. Not good but never boring.
 
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Sartana In The Valley of Death 1970 -Generic western about a gringo who releases three imprisoned amigos in exchange for gold and is betrayed. Seen worse. Seen better.
 
Violent Night (?2023)
Odd combination of Father Christmas movie/Die Hard/Home Alone, in which a grumpy Santa goes to town on a bunch of bad guys holding a family hostage in a large country house. Interestingly peculiar, and gruesome, but not exactly a classic.
 
The Lunchbox (2013). Hindi movie, won lots of awards. Set in Mumbai.
After a mix-up by the dabbawala food delivery service, a curmudgeonly widower working out his final month to retirement in an accountancy office starts to receive his regular Tiffin box by mistake from a young woman trapped in a frustrating marriage who makes amazing food to try to get her husband’s attention. A correspondence develops in the form of paper messages left in the tiffin box. He starts to appreciate the world around him again, she starts to dream of something more than her current existence.
Excellent, wistful, occasionally quite funny.
 
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The Post - I accidentally watch a Steven Spielberg movie. It was okay. I'm very fond of newspaper stories - especially ones based on true events no matter how thinly. It was nice to see long takes and proper acting. The basic story is the story of the publication of what came to be known as The Pentagon Papers. Internal (secret) US reports that showed the US government had known the war in Viet Nam was unwinnable for decades. Eventually the newspaper's editor and owner decide to publish knowing they could all go to jail. But once the Post has published - just about every paper in the US rallies round, follows suit, and the crisis is over. The film has a perfect ending. In a long shot through the whirling printing presses our heroic publisher and editor walk away from the camera as we hear the publisher say, "I hope we never have to go through anything like that again..."

Great ending. Because anyone who has watched more than five American newspaper movies knows that The Post is basically a prequel to All The President's Men.

Except Spielberg had to go and spoil it by showing us a security guard - played by possibly the only Black actor (not serving cocktails) in the movie - discovering the busted door to an office and calling the police to a break in at... The Watergate Building!.... Da! Da DAHHHHHHH!

I felt genuinely insulted.

Mulholland Drive. Which just gets better every time I see it.
 
MP & the HG (1975) coconuts not included. Sadly, I must admit that in a certain episode of JEOPARDY there was a question about a film's premiere in which the first XX ticket buyers would receive a half coconut shell, & I was unable to produce the answer. :cry:

A few decades ago, there was a computer game called BATTLE CHESS. I suppose it had certain elements that were inspired by a certain scene in this film. :LOL:

An odd collection of weird scenes, some of which do not relate to others. Bizarre!

Fun & funny.

Never gets old!

8/10
 
Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl (1982) Definitely not for children. Some very naughty words used here.

Some of the most popular sketches from the series, and a few from elsewhere. I especially liked the Albatross sketch as well as Crunchy Frog.

8/10
 
THE WILD TEAM - 1985 cheapo combo of the Wild Geese and Rambo. I wish I could just unsee it.
 

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