ACT 1
CURTAINS OPEN
Setting: Great Hall, Hogwarts.
Enter all cast.
Students take seats at tables, while teachers take seats at the High Table.
DUMBLEDORE: Welcome to another year at Hogwarts! We are looking forward to a fun, and hopefully uneventful, year. A few announcements before the feast: First years should note that the Dark Forest is forbidden, and that no magic is to be used in the corridors between classes. I am also pleased to inform you that we have a new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher: please give a warm Hogwarts welcome to Professor Holmsemeade!
HOLMSEMEADE rises, and glances coldly at the tables. Students all applaud nervously.
DUMBLEDORE seems to keep talking. Only RON, HARRY, and HERMIONE can be heard.
HERMIONE: She looks a bit, well, creepy, doesn't she?
RON (sarcastically): Hermione Granger! How dare you insult a teacher! 50 points from Gryffindor!
HERMIONE: Ha ha, very funny.
HARRY: No, Hermione's right. She does look a bit scary.
MCGONAGALL: Potter! Weasley! Granger! Stop talking!
HARRY, RON, HERMIONE: Sorry, professor.
DUMBLEDORE: Let the feast begin!
Students begin eating.
HARRY: Hey, Professor McGonagall says we're going to learn how to transform animals into other animals this year. I'm looking forward to that.
HERMIONE: Humph! I can't believe you two! Honestly! Hasn't anyone but me read the new Transfiguration book?
RON: No. Hermione, why do you even bother to go on vacation if all you do is read books for the next year?
HERMIONE: Anyways, I already know the spell. Here, I'll show it to you. (She rummages through bag of stuff.) Oh, no! It's gone!
RON: What is?
HERMIONE: My Transfiguration Book! I'm doomed!
HERMIONE gets very teary-eyed.
HARRY: Well, it must be up in the dormitory. Don't worry.
HERMIONE: No, it was right here! I know it was!
RON: We'd better help her, Harry. I think our lives are at stake if she doesn't find it.
DRACO, CRABBE, and GOYLE walk over, snickering.
MALFOY: Well, if it isn't Harry Potter and his little band of followers, Weasley and Granger.
RON: You should look in the mirror, Malfoy.
MALFOY: You better watch it, Weasley.
HARRY:Oh, like you could do much about it Malfoy. You're a pushover without your disciples here.
MALFOY: Why you little... (Goes to pull out wand.) Hey! Where's my wand!
HERMIONE: A wand? You mean you actually know a spell now?
PROF. SNAPE walks over.
SNAPE: What's going on here?
MALFOY: Potter used a spell to take my wand, sir.
MALFOY smiles wickedly at HARRY.
SNAPE: Potter, empty your pockets.
RON: But he didn't do anything -
SNAPE: Empty your pockets now! That's 10 points from Gryffindor for not following directions.
HARRY glares at SNAPE, then empties his robe pockets, astonished to find the wand there.
SNAPE (smirking): So, you decided to steal Malfoy's wand for your own, did you? I shall inform Professor McGonagall. Ten more points from Gryffindor, and a detention for you and Mr. Weasley here for questioning my command.
Exit MALFOY, CRABBE, GOYLE, and SNAPE. MALFOY, CRABBE, and GOYLE are laughing.
LISA: Well, I don't think that was very kind of him. Who is that anyways?
HARRY: That was Professor Snape. He teaches Potions. You're Lisa Lowe, right? LISA nods. Pleased to meet you. The shake hands. He'll hate you too, because you're a Gryffindor. And don't worry about it; I'm used to it by now.
LISA: But you didn't take that wand, did you?
HARRY: No, I didn't. And I'm wondering how it got there. I wouldn't want Malfoy's wand in the first place.
RON: Who would?
HERMIONE: I wonder who could have done it?
HERMIONE glances over at High Table, astonished to see HOLMSEMEADE looking menacingly at HARRY and muttering something.
HARRY (clutching forehead): Ouch!
HERMIONE: What is it?
HARRY: My scar! It hurts really bad!
HERMIONE looks back at HOLMSEMEADE, who spots her, quickly stops muttering, and looks away.
HARRY: It stopped!
HERMIONE: Harry, I saw Professor Holmsemeade looking at you and muttering something, and then your scar began hurting. Then I saw her look away, and you said it stopped!
RON: What would Holmsemeade have against Harry? She doesn't even know him.
HARRY: Well, we'll find out tomorrow, won't we?
CURTAINS CLOSE
CURTAINS OPEN
Setting: Great Hall, Hogwarts.
Enter all cast.
Students take seats at tables, while teachers take seats at the High Table.
DUMBLEDORE: Welcome to another year at Hogwarts! We are looking forward to a fun, and hopefully uneventful, year. A few announcements before the feast: First years should note that the Dark Forest is forbidden, and that no magic is to be used in the corridors between classes. I am also pleased to inform you that we have a new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher: please give a warm Hogwarts welcome to Professor Holmsemeade!
HOLMSEMEADE rises, and glances coldly at the tables. Students all applaud nervously.
DUMBLEDORE seems to keep talking. Only RON, HARRY, and HERMIONE can be heard.
HERMIONE: She looks a bit, well, creepy, doesn't she?
RON (sarcastically): Hermione Granger! How dare you insult a teacher! 50 points from Gryffindor!
HERMIONE: Ha ha, very funny.
HARRY: No, Hermione's right. She does look a bit scary.
MCGONAGALL: Potter! Weasley! Granger! Stop talking!
HARRY, RON, HERMIONE: Sorry, professor.
DUMBLEDORE: Let the feast begin!
Students begin eating.
HARRY: Hey, Professor McGonagall says we're going to learn how to transform animals into other animals this year. I'm looking forward to that.
HERMIONE: Humph! I can't believe you two! Honestly! Hasn't anyone but me read the new Transfiguration book?
RON: No. Hermione, why do you even bother to go on vacation if all you do is read books for the next year?
HERMIONE: Anyways, I already know the spell. Here, I'll show it to you. (She rummages through bag of stuff.) Oh, no! It's gone!
RON: What is?
HERMIONE: My Transfiguration Book! I'm doomed!
HERMIONE gets very teary-eyed.
HARRY: Well, it must be up in the dormitory. Don't worry.
HERMIONE: No, it was right here! I know it was!
RON: We'd better help her, Harry. I think our lives are at stake if she doesn't find it.
DRACO, CRABBE, and GOYLE walk over, snickering.
MALFOY: Well, if it isn't Harry Potter and his little band of followers, Weasley and Granger.
RON: You should look in the mirror, Malfoy.
MALFOY: You better watch it, Weasley.
HARRY:Oh, like you could do much about it Malfoy. You're a pushover without your disciples here.
MALFOY: Why you little... (Goes to pull out wand.) Hey! Where's my wand!
HERMIONE: A wand? You mean you actually know a spell now?
PROF. SNAPE walks over.
SNAPE: What's going on here?
MALFOY: Potter used a spell to take my wand, sir.
MALFOY smiles wickedly at HARRY.
SNAPE: Potter, empty your pockets.
RON: But he didn't do anything -
SNAPE: Empty your pockets now! That's 10 points from Gryffindor for not following directions.
HARRY glares at SNAPE, then empties his robe pockets, astonished to find the wand there.
SNAPE (smirking): So, you decided to steal Malfoy's wand for your own, did you? I shall inform Professor McGonagall. Ten more points from Gryffindor, and a detention for you and Mr. Weasley here for questioning my command.
Exit MALFOY, CRABBE, GOYLE, and SNAPE. MALFOY, CRABBE, and GOYLE are laughing.
LISA: Well, I don't think that was very kind of him. Who is that anyways?
HARRY: That was Professor Snape. He teaches Potions. You're Lisa Lowe, right? LISA nods. Pleased to meet you. The shake hands. He'll hate you too, because you're a Gryffindor. And don't worry about it; I'm used to it by now.
LISA: But you didn't take that wand, did you?
HARRY: No, I didn't. And I'm wondering how it got there. I wouldn't want Malfoy's wand in the first place.
RON: Who would?
HERMIONE: I wonder who could have done it?
HERMIONE glances over at High Table, astonished to see HOLMSEMEADE looking menacingly at HARRY and muttering something.
HARRY (clutching forehead): Ouch!
HERMIONE: What is it?
HARRY: My scar! It hurts really bad!
HERMIONE looks back at HOLMSEMEADE, who spots her, quickly stops muttering, and looks away.
HARRY: It stopped!
HERMIONE: Harry, I saw Professor Holmsemeade looking at you and muttering something, and then your scar began hurting. Then I saw her look away, and you said it stopped!
RON: What would Holmsemeade have against Harry? She doesn't even know him.
HARRY: Well, we'll find out tomorrow, won't we?
CURTAINS CLOSE