Simpsons Quotes Thread!

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There are SO many and an each as funny as the next, so lets start a sort of archive to remember them best!

1. Ralph Wiggum: "Hi SuperNintendo Charmers! I'm learneding!"

 

[Sinistra]

V.Good idea, esp as most of us were using the simpsons thread in a similar way...

 

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Homer: "...I just hope you didn't lose any respect for me."

Bart: "Dad, I have the same respect for you now as I ever had or ever will."

 

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(After Homer has just sold the tv to pay for family therapy)

Dr Mavin Monrow: "I bet you recognise me from the television"
Lisa: "We would if we had one."

 

[Sinistra]

lol!

*note to self: find quotes so can contribute.*

i got a memory like a sieve.

 

[nic]

Originally posted by Sinistra
lol!
*note to self: find quotes so can contribute.*
i got a memory like a sieve.

Everyone has a Simpsons quote inside them!
... I just have tonns! (Shows just what sort of life I have!)

 

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Homer catched Milhouse and Bart dancing on the bed, dressed in womans clothes

Homer: "You better have a non-gay explanation for this!"

Milhouse: "Err... we're drunk, very drunk!"

Homer: "Phew!"

 

[Sinistra]

oooooh i got one. it has to be my favourite, or at least one of my favourites....

In the ep where they take the mick out of Frasier. Bart has jumped onto Cecil's Head.

Bart: Guess who?
Cecil: Maris?

 

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:laugh: good one!

Side Show Bob's great and his arc enemy the rakes!

Lisa: "Well look at the wonders of modern technology."
Homer: "Wonders Lisa or Blunders"
Lisa: "I think that was what I implied"
Homer: "Implied Lisa or Implode"
Lisa: "Mom, Dad's scaring me"

 

[Serena]

i woz laffin at this one for ages, it's at the end of who shot mr.burns,
dr.hibert goes "do YOU no who did it?"
as if at the audience,
then chief wiggam sez, "erm, i dunno, erm..."

 

[spider]

<insert anything Ralph has ever said here>

 

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Originally posted by spider
<insert anything Ralph has ever said here>

Ralph: "I bent my wookie!"

Ralph: "And that's where I saw the lepricorn (spelling) he told my to burn things!"

Ralph: "My cat's breath smells of cat food"

Ralph: "When I grow up I wanna be a principle... or a catapillar"

Ralph: "Go banana!"

 

[Pandæmonium]

Where The Simpsons find themselves in a faith Revival meeting, when homer gets a bucket stuck on his head

Brother Faith: Who else needs to be SAVEDA?

Homer: Oh Oh! Cure me,cure me!

Brother Faith: My my. Your looking trapped and depressed in a pile of metal!

Homer: Yeah....and I've got a bucket on my head!

 

[Pandæmonium]

Where Bart has sold his sole to Milhouse, and the Simpsons are in MOE's family feed back restaurant.

Lisa: Grace. Lord, have mercy on Dad's sole, and Moms sole, and My sole, and MAGGIES sole, and every sole that...[interupted]

Bart: oooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOO. I can't take this anymore!!! {Runs out of the restaurant}

Homer: Bart..BART! COME BACK BART!!!

Homer's Brain: QUITE YOU FOOL!!! The food can be ours!!

Homer:....RUN BOY!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE........Bart?

 

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Where Homer becomes a food critic

Editor: *looking at Homer's Food report*.Hahaha.

Homer: What's wrong?

Editor: This is a joke right?

Homer: Why.what's wrong with it?

Editor: Well, you use words like, pesgetti, and, momatoes. You make many threatening refernces to the UN, and you repeat the words..."Screw Flanders", over and over again!

Homer: So hard to get to 500 words...

Editor: Aww, look Homer. If this isn't...

Homer: HAHA! It's a joke. EVERYONE LAUGHS AT A FUNNY JOKE. I'll be right back with theREAL review.

 

[Pandæmonium]

THIS IS FUNNY. Love dis one!
:flash:Where Bart becomes a "Healer" after Homer manages to get stuck into a Revival meating. Homer is in a School Reunion[/I]

*3geeks walk into the room and catch Homer and Marge kissing*

Geek1: Hey, your meant ti hang a school hat on the door knob if you've got a girl in the Room!

Geek2: And a Ski hat if you've got a PICTURE of a girl

*The 3 geeks laugh*

Homer: Well, if it isn't my old friends...THE GEEKS! How are ya. Are you workin'?

Geek1: Oh my Yes. I'm working on a secret prject that I'm not at liberty to Divuldge...*Cough*CYBORGS*Cough*

Geek2: I invented a programme that Downloads Porn, 1 million time faster!

Marge: Does anyone need that much porno???

Homer: *Drueling* 1 million times!

 

[Sinistra]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I havent been here for ages, and been snowed under with work...this is definitely comic relief!

 

[Pandæmonium]

ya, lol!

Brother Faith: Now, correct me if I'm incorrect, but is true not true that people in Springfield have no faith?

Crowd: Well, err.*;ots of mumbles*

Brother Faith: The Answer I'm looking for is yes

Crowd :YES!

 

[Sinistra]

tee-hee!
I miss the Simpsons...is it still on on Mondays and Fridays on BBC 2?

 

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Homer yells at Lisa to stop playing her sax

Lisa: "I have to practice!"

Homer: "I'll practice you!"

Lisa: " I'll practice you"? Is that suposed to be some sort of a threat?"