Star Trek Jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[OMEGA_Weapon]

Q: What do the Starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?




A: They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons.

 

[Gemsong]

Hummmm....

Well, I haven't heard that one before.

 

[Maria8475]

no me neither.

But surely "The Jokes master" can do better than that!

 

[Neo]

i do hope so otherwise we will delete this thread...

 

[Dave]

The only Star Trek joke that I've ever heard is the one about how many ears does Kirk have.

 

[markpud]

3

 

[Maria8475]

3?? why?

 

[Dave]

OK! For Maria then...

(it's really a very old joke)

He has a right ear, a left ear, and the final frontier.

 

[Maria8475]

i might just be high on chocolate but that actually made me laugh!!!!

 

[Neo]

ow god i need chocie now