PIPER - Prue Halliwell, the only Halliwell who LIKES Earthquakes.
PRUE - I dont like them, but I dont go running through the living room Naked screaming "Run for your lives".
PHOEBE- Oh thats such an exageration, I was wearing slippers!
Piper (About helping Jenny with her sex project)- Don't worry, I have plenty of experience.
Dan- With sex?
Piper-No, with talking about it.
Prue-What are you doing here?
Phoebe-We're saving you from the tall, dark, naked man!
Prue-I told you guys to stay away.
Phoebe-I see why. He is yummy.
Piper:You'd never come home to tell your husband honey I froze the kids.
Prue:I just moved them to another zip code.
Phoebe:But don't worry i'll see them, find them and bring them home.
"Primrose Empath "
Leo: I..I just can't believe you introduced me as a friend.
Piper: Okay, social malfunction. I hadn't seen the woman in years. I'm sorry.
Leo: I lost my wings for you, I've hurled my body into the path of oncoming demons, you wanted heaven, I took you there literally. I'm more than a friend.
Nurse: And who are you here to visit ?
Phoebe: Um, we came to visit our father.
Nurse: What's his name ?
Phoebe: Dad ?