Fave Angel Quotes

[Maria8475]

thursday's not great. I may be able to squezze you in on Friday afternoon.

you know have breakfast, go shopping, visit aunt, get shot, have a nap...

:star:

 

[wikiberry]

hmmm
friday???
i'll have to think about that.
but hey! if i get to shoot you i'll do ANYTHING!!!

 

[Asmiley]

Okay thae best one I saw above was:

Cordelia: Okay, here's something I never thought I would say to you: Wesley's right.

Just can't stop laughing about that one!

 

[Maria8475]

Finally some Doyle quotes (and Oz quotes to boot!! and SPIKE!!!)!! From In the dark

Doyle: All I'm saying is, if you and I ever hope to take that cruise to the Bahamas together, we're going to need a lot more clients with means.
Cordelia: And an alternate reality in which you're Matthew McConaughey.

Oz: Hello, L.A.
Cordelia: Oz? Oh my god. Oz! I am so happy to see you! Good old Oz! Oz. Oz!
Doyle: Let me just take a stab at this, but... you'd be Oz?
Oz: Good guess.

Cordelia: This is so cool! I mean, here you are, in L.A., and you're the total embodiment of all things Sunnydale!
Oz: Well, it's a burden, but I manage.

Cordelia: Okay, we have serious catching up to do. How's everything? How's... how's the Bronze?
Oz: The same.
Cordelia: And the gang?
Oz: They're good.
Cordelia: Good? Good. Good.
Oz: We done?
Cordelia: Completely.

Doyle (about Angel): He's the detective.
Oz: Does he have a hat and gun?
Cordelia: Just fangs.
Oz: Well, that works.

Angel: Oz.
Oz: Angel.
Angel: Nice surprise.
Oz: Thanks.
Angel: Staying long?
Oz: Few days.
Doyle: They always like this?
Oz: No, we're usually laconic.

Doyle: Okay, you have it your way, but I'm still going to celebrate with a drink down at the pub.
Cordelia: He'd celebrate the opening of a mailbox with a drink down at the pub.

Doyle: You know what'd feel really good right now? One of those mind-numbing, head-cracking visions that I get from time to time. Because that'd really kill me. What, is there some kind of trick to this?
Cordelia: I think the trick is laying off the ale before you start quoting Angela's Ashes and weeping like a baby man.

Angel: Might as well go home, Spike. The Gem of Amarra stays with me.
Spike: Why? Cuz you're Angel, Vamp Detective now? Ooo. I'm so scared. What's next? Vampire cowboy? Vampire fireman? Oh! Vampire ballerina!
Angel: I do like to work with my legs. BALLERINA!!!! LOL!

Angel: So, you and I duke it out, huh. This your big strategy for getting the ring back?
Spike: I had a plan.
Angel: You? A plan?
Spike: A good plan. Smart. Carefully laid out. But I got bored.

Cordelia: Please, I couldn't get comfortable here if the floor was lined with mink. I mean, how can you live like this?
Doyle: Well, I didn't until last week, and I saw what you did with your place? I just had to call my decorator.

Doyle: So what about this Spike? Is he as bad as all that? Should I be sweating?
Cordelia: No, he's not so...... < sigh > Sweat.

Marcus: And he has a soul.
Spike: Right. Vampire with a soul. Cursey cursed to walk the earth, trying to do good. That's not going to be a problem is it?
Marcus: On the contrary, creatures with souls have something to lose.
Spike: Souls, fingers, toes -- let's get chopping shall we? I want my damn ring.

Angel: Are you going to torture me, or just bore me to death?
Marcus: Probably a little of both!

Spike: It's called addiction, Angel. We all have them. I believe yours is named Slutty the Vampire Slayer.

Cordelia: I don't trust you.
Spike: To coin a popular Sunnydale phrase: Duh!

Cordelia: How did you do that?
Doyle: Well, you gotta get lucky sometimes.
Cordelia: I could hug you! *Doyle opens his arms* Not that lucky.

Cordelia: We need to get him to a hospital.
Oz: I hear you, but which one? They all tend to specialize in humans.

Doyle (about Sunsets): It is spectacular, I know, but I do promise there will be another one just like it again tomorrow.
Angel: Not for me.
Doyle: What are you saying, that the city's going to get hit by a meteor before tomorrow night? No, no, it's too horrible to say. I can't even bring myself to say the other...
Angel: I'm not gonna wear the ring.
Doyle: That was the other.

Angel: I don't know about you, but I had a nice day. You know, except for the bulk of it where I was nearly tortured to death.

:star:

 

[Asmiley]

Girl You Just So know how to quote!

Here's an ep. I believe it's the first ep Lorne was in.

Lorne:...Oh you know what I'm talking about! In this city you better learn to get along. Cause La's got it all: The glammor and the grim, The big breaks and the heart aches, teh sweet young lovers and the nasty, ugly, hairy fiends that want to suck out your brains through your face. It's all part of the big, wacky variety show we cal Los Angelos. You neve know what's comming next. And let's admit it folks; isn't that why we love it?...




Director: put the focus on.. you--
*beep beep*
Cardy: Sorry Duty Calls.

Angel: its a Quianide Demon. they love muscles and Mirrors.
... Hah No reflection. I'll fix that.*shatter* Stop that.
(totally dramatic! and very cool)

Angel: Steroids. Not good for you.

Cordy: sneeze.-- Followed by a vision!

Darla: he killed me. I remember now. with a soul in his heart.

Cordy: Make with the chin Music untill he canaries.

Wesly: It's a little outside the box.


Cordy: Cat got your toungue?
Merle: I don't have a tongue.
Cordy: oh.

Cordy: Come on Angel, UI wanna hear you sing!(she really had no idea what she was saying)

Angel: It's allright he's dead.
Woman: Wha-what did you do?!
Angel: I didn't -- I thought he was going to hurt you.
Woman: he was my protector.

Gunn: did you find the Scumbag that killed him?
Angel: I'm the Scumbag that killed him.
Gunn: Oh.

Cordy: Gunn! It really let's them know you mean Business.
Gunn: It's my name. Charle's Gunn. Two N's
Cordy: Oh Lord. someone shut me up.

Gunn: I saw you in bed.
Cordy What?!?
Wesly: I can see this is none of my business...
Gunn You too.
Wesly: Now Just a moment!
Gunn: In the hospital. After Angel's building blew he sent me to kep an eye on you.
Cordy: Right.
Gunn I'm just messin with you.

Cordy: You're a vampire just like everybody else... that didn't come out right.

Angel:*sings Mandy*

Lorne: Why Mandy?
Angel: well I know all the words. and I kinda think it's pretty.


Angel: nice horse. Try not to make me look stupid out there. okay? All right.

(this next part's for mr Pointy. I know how much he likes faith and since this is a good qoute part of the show I thought I'd go with it.)

Angel:I had to sing Barry Manalow.
Faith: You're kidding.
Angel: In front of people
Faith And here I am talking about my petty little problems.
Angel: Just wanted to give you a little perspective.
Faith:Copa Cabanna?
Angel: Mandy. I don't wanna dwell on it.
Faith: the road to redemption is a rocky path.
Angel: that it is.
Faith: Thinkwe might make it.
Angel: we might.

 

[Maria8475]

ooooooooo Judgement was one of my fave eps!

I totally love the first Lorne speech *sighs dreamily*

and the last conversation between Angel and Faith *rolls around in hysterics*

:star:

 

[wikiberry]

LOVE the quotes!!!

 

[Queen_C]

Doyle Quotes....!!!

City Of...

Doyle: I've been sent. By the Powers That Be.
Angel: Powers that be what? :laugh:

Angel: You don't smell human.
Doyle: Well, that's a bit rude. As it happens I'm very much human...on my mother's side. :twirl:

Cordy: So, um, are you still.... "GRRR"?
Angel: Yeah, there's not actually a cure for that. :fangs:

Cordy: Oh god. I'm sorry. I'm getting all weepy in front of you. I probably look really scary. I finally get invited to a nice place with... no mirrors... and .... lots of curtains.... Hey, you're a vampire!
Russell: What? No I'm not.
Cordy: Are too.
Russell: I don't know what you're talking about.
Cordy: I'm from Sunnydale. We had our own Hellmouth! I think I know a vampire when I ... am... alone with him in his fortress like home, and I you know I think I'm just feeling a little light-headed from hunger. I'm just wacky! And kidding! :laugh2:

Doyle (talking about Cordy): You made a good choice. She'll provide a connection to the world. She's got a very ... humanizing influence.
Angel: You think she's a hottie.
Doyle: Ah, yeah, she's a stiffener alright. I can't lie about that. :wink2:

 

[Maria8475]

hey Queen_C.

Welcome to the Angel forum! I think we've had most of those quotes before but it doesn't stop them from still being hysterical Thanks for the reminder

I fall to pieces
Doyle: He likes playing the hero. Walking off into the dark, his long coat flowing behind him in that mysterious and attractive way.
Cordelia: Is this a private moment? Cuz I could live you alone.
Doyle: I'm not saying *I'm* attracted....
LATER
Doyle: Maybe I'm a *little* attracted!

Cordelia (to Doyle): You're a lot smarter than you look. Of course, you look like a retard.

Angel: We're gonna help you.
Cordelia: Big time. And for a reasonable fee!

Cordelia: What is stalking nowadays, like, the third most popular sport among men?
Angel: Fourth, after luge.

Melissa: Angel's right. You're weak.
Ronald: *I'm* weak? Then how is it I killed him?
Angel: Inefficiently.

Ronald: You can't be alive! You're not human!
Melissa: You should talk.

Doyle: Let's march down to the bank right now and deposit this beauty.
Angel: You guys go on. I think I'll stay here and not burst into flames.

Doyle: Well, still, cause to celebrate.
Cordelia: You think everything's a cause to celebrate.

Cordelia (talking about checks): We need more of these.
Doyle: We'll have more soon enough.
Cordelia: Well, we need them now. Have a vision.
Doyle: I just can't perform on demand.
Cordelia: We need the clients. Have a vision.
Doyle: That money's corrupted you.
Cordelia: If I hit you in the head, will you have a vision?

:star:

 

[Asmiley]

Glad you liked my quotes! I certainly enjoyed them. I loved your s too!

 

[Diamond9697]

Room With A View

Doyle: Angel, you knew I was crazy about her, and I was wearing her down, too. But no, handsome brooding vampire guy has to swoop in all sensitive mouth and overhanging forehead. How 'bout leaving some scraps for the homely-looking fellows who don't turn evil when they get some.

Cordelia: Yes! And part of it being perfect is there being one *tiny* flaw for me to fix.
Doyle: Ah, must be why you find me so fascinating.

Doyle: Uh, Angel Investigations, we hope you're helpless.... no wait...


Angel: Sooner or later I'm gonna need to hear it.
Doyle: What?
Angel: The story of your life.
Doyle: Ah, and quite a tale it is, too. Full of ribald adventures and beautiful damsels with loose morals.
Angel: Doyle.
Doyle: I will. Just give me time. The past, don't let go does she.
Angel: She never does.

 

[Asmiley]

Too cool diamond! just gotta love those doyale moments. why won't we ever learn about his past.

 

[Diamond9697]

Sense and Sensibility

Angel: So there is a point?
Cordelia: Being that it is possible to brood *and* show a little interest in the feelings of others.
Doyle: Oh, she thinks you're insensitive and, not to bring up the irony, but consider the source.
Angel: So I'm a little reserved, doesn't mean I don't care.
Cordelia: It's as if you don't have a pulse.
Angel: I don't.

Cordelia: Mmm-hmmm!
Angel: What?
Cordelia: Nothing! I just find it endlessly fascinating how your instincts are so highly attuned when it comes to boring old evil, but you have yet to make any mention of these new shoes.
Angel: Look, Cordelia. Women's shoes. . . men. . . they just don't. . . .
Doyle: Great shoes! New?

Doyle: So, you were right. Papasian's planning something.
Angel: What did you hear?
Doyle: Papasian's planning something.
Angel: That's it?
Doyle: Johnny Red says, quote, "Papasian's planning something."
Angel: I thought he might be planning something.
Doyle: See? You were right.

Cordelia: What's her deal? To much, uh...
Doyle: Thumb sucking?
Cordelia: Alcohol!
Doyle: Don't look at me like that. I'm not the one who needs to brush up on her finger pantomime.

 

[VAMPette]

Fave quotes:

Wesley: Well, I've been called a great many things in my life, but paranoid is not one of them. Unless people have been saying it behind my back.

At Cordy's party:

Cordelia: Having a good time?
Angel: Em..
Cordelia: Your idea of hell?
Angel: Actually, in hell I tend to know more people.

 

[Maria8475]

wow Vampette and Diamond - i haven't had much time to quote lately but you two just made my day.

 

[Diamond9697]

Doyle: You know they have trivia games on the Internet now? You can challenge against drunks around the world.

Cordelia: You were so…brave.
Doyle: You think you could say that again without so much shock in your voice? You're steppin' on my moment of manliness here.

Doyle: He seems like a nice...friendly...fellow, don't you think?
Angel: Definitely friendly. Only, uh, he seemed a bit...
Doyle: Exactly! I knew he was no good!

Doyle: I knew that nice guy routine was just an act. He's working a spell on her. She's gonna sprout hubcaps from her head or something.

Doyle: Look, Richard, as much as I like your family -- and they're great, honest -- I'd really prefer if they didn't cannibalize me.
Richard: Oh, no. You misunderstand.
Doyle: I do?
Richard: It'll just be me.
Doyle: Why don't I just give you that hug, and we can call it even?

Cordelia: Hi Doyle. Are you gonna become loser pining guy, like, full time now? 'Cuz we already have one of those around the office.
Angel: Hey!
Doyle: Hey!
Cordelia: He can get away with it. He's tall, and look at the way clothes hang on him. But you...
Angel: Okay. I think you've cheered us up enough.


Bachelor Party

 

[Asmiley]

loved them bachelor pary quotes!

Here are a few new ones:

<Spoiler warning>





(a little comedy amongst the chaos.)
Demon one: Oh god! Oh God! Oh god! Oh God! Oh god! Oh God! Oh god! Oh God! Oh god! Oh God! Oh god! Oh God! Oh god! Oh God! Oh god! Oh God! Oh god! Oh God! Oh god! Oh God!
Demon two: shut up! He aint listening.

(in all seriousness)
Cordy: I told her she'd be safe with me.
Angel: I know.

(deep. isn't it?)
Gunn: You think I won't kill him because he's my friend? That aint why. TRUTH is he can never be my friend. It's on account of what he is. Not his fault really. Just the way it worked out.


(go Fred!)
Fred: Although I thought I might just shoot you in the throat instead. Now if I pierce one of the carotoid arteries, considering the temperature in here becuase somebody shot the thermostat, the bloodloss is gonna be heavy. ANd there's a better and fair chance that I'll punch your vocal chord and you won't even be able to scream, but you'll want to when the bloss loss to your brain results in a cardiovascular event. That's a stroke. I wasn't trying to sound snooty.

(woa!)
Gunn: Hey. No matter what else, I think I proved that you could trust me, when I could have killed you and I didn't.
Angel: No You'l prove that I can trust you when the day comes you have to kill me and you do.

 

[Diamond9697]

Carpe Noctem


Cordelia: Angel's upstairs.
Fred: Oh. Probably reading, too. He's deep, you know, thoughtful. I'm guessing Brothers Karamozav, Joyce, a little Goethe to round things out -- the classics.
Angel: Am I the only one who read this?!
Wesley: Read what?
Angel: Charlton Heston double feature at the Nu Art. Soylent Green and The Omega Man.


Cordelia: She's got the big puppy love! I mean, who wouldn't? You're handsome. And brave and heroic. Mysterious ...emotionally stunted, erratic, prone to turning evil, and let's face it, a eunuch.
Angel: Hey! What -- how can you -- I'm not a eunuch!
Cordelia: Angel, it's just a figure of speech.
Angel: Find a better one!

Cordelia: Let me tell you, if Julia Roberts ever makes a realistic movie about being an escort, it should be called "Pretty Skanky Woman."

Cordelia: What? It's totally like him! Doing the mystery dance with some cheap blonde.
Fred: Brunette. She was a cheap brunette.
Cordelia: You're right -- this isn't like him.

 

[Asmiley]

Ha-ha I do so love the Blonde brunette bit! It was a good ep wasn't it?

 

[Diamond9697]

Spoiler warning







Yep...loved it when "Angel" was eating those breakfast burritoes...the look on his face was priceless :rolly2: