Fave Angel Quotes


It goes on.....
Apr 22, 2001
Well unless you haven't already noticed.......i'm on a mission. A mission to bring a smile to the face of as many scifi fans as I can possibly manage. Ohhh, okay, really i'm just mind numbling bored and thought I'd start fave quotes threads on those forums that don't already have them. So post your fave Angel quotes here because I can't think of many so need help.

Wesley: I’m a rogue demon hunter now.
Cordelia: Oh, what’s a rogue demon?

Cordy: I don't know who you are any more.
Angel: I'm a vampire.....look it up!

Gunn: Just so we're clear, when we find these vampires. We are gonna kill them this time, right?

Wes: ............time and space are the best things you can give her.
Cordy: *Comes in shouting and hugs Angel* clothes, clothes....i have new clothes....he brought me clothes!

Cordy: So what do you think?
Green demon mind reader guy (sorry can't remember his name): I think your friend should rethink the name Harmony.

Wes: That books is over 12 centuries old.
Harmony: Okay so it's not like I spoilt a new one.

Okay that's all for now folks!
take care
maria :star:


lost in Time
Jan 30, 2001
I go to Acen every year. and now I go to 2 scifi c
God help me controll my thoughts!

Okay Now the Harmony ep is one to remember!

my fave quote from that ep is:

"How can you Deprive yourself of the taste, the sensation of rich, warm human blood flowing into your mouth... bathing your toungue.. carressing your throught with it's sweet sticky..." ~Harmony

Angel Lover

Well-Known Member
May 2, 2001
I like that one Asmiley.;)

"I can really. I can just rip his head right off his body, really. i can.">Angel


It goes on.....
Apr 22, 2001
me again.........

Angel: You don't smell human.
Doyle: Well, that's a bit rude. As it happens I'm very much human...on my mother's side.

Doyle: I've been sent. By the Powers That Be.
Angel: Powers that be what?

Doyle: It's not all about fighting and gadgets and such. It's about reaching out to people. Showing them that there's love and hope still left in this world.
Homeless Woman: Got any spare change?
Doyle: Get a job you lazy sow.

Cordelia: Well, I better get mingling. I really should be talking to people that *are* somebody. But it was fun!
Angel: It's nice that she's grown as a person.

Doyle: Instead, you're moping around the dark like some kind of...
Angel: Vampire?
Doyle: Well, I was gonna say slacker...but yeah, to you Mr. Obvious.

Doyle: Tell her what a great guy I am.
Angel: I barely know you.
Doyle: Perfect. That should make it easier for you then.

Kate: I can go wherever I want...and you can go to Hell.
Angel: Been there, done that.

Cordelia: Don't yell like that. You will scare him.

Wesley: Scare him?

Cordelia: Dennis is very sensitive. He's trying to help. He's more a person than a . . .G-H-O-S-T.

Angel: Three things I don't do: tan, date, and sing in public.

Wesley: When they went out of business they just left these here?
Cordelia: Yup. Also the desk. We'll share.
Wesley: And when we go out of business we can just leave our stuff for the next guy.
Cordelia: Hey, hey, negative energy boy, with all of our money pooled together we can stay here a long time.
Wesley: Hmm. 20 minutes.
Cordelia: At least.

Gunn: I'm so glad I met you guys. It's entertaining. Really.

Man, you just get darker and darker. And the weird thing is, your aura? Beige. (said to Angel by the weird green 'i can read your future when you sing' demon....never can remember his name!)

Virginia: Hey! Wow. This place is great. I brought champagne. You guys must be so excited in that really dry, suicidal way.

Wesley: Sorry, sweetheart. You just caught us in a moment of... Well...
Cordelia: Reality.
Virginia: Oh that. I avoid that.
Gunn: How do you avoid reality?
Virginia: Money. It cures everything but boredom and food cures boredom, so there you go. Imported chips and packets of cheese.

Okay I'm going back to my excessive video watching and will post the next lot soon. (unless you really don't want me too!)
Maria :star:


May 3, 2001

what can i say but


.Cordelia: Nobody likes a smart-ass rogue demon hunter.

Cordelia: Something wrong? You stopped yammering.

Angel: Who were you talking to?
Cordelia: Nobody. And Wesley.

Cordelia: And, wow, you look half-dead. Which for someone who's completely
dead would be...kinda neat?

Cordelia: Are you sure you're okay? I mean, for a guy who's 200 plus, you're
not usually with the bags.

Wesley: While executing my duties as Watcher in Sunnydale, I did extensive
research, specifically on Angel...given his uncomfortable proximity to the
Cordelia: He looked pretty comfortable to me.

Cordelia: Okay, you get to leave now. You're not gonna come in here and
accuse Angel like this.
Wesley: Cordelia.
Cordelia: No! I don't care how many files you have on all the horrible
things that he did back in the powdered wig days. He's good now. And he is
my friend. And nothing you or anyone else can say will make me turn on a
Angel: Cordelia. He's right.
Cordelia: You stake him and I'll cut his head off.

Angel: I have no memory of doing these things.
Cordelia: Oh, not exactly the confidence inspiring denial I was looking for.

Cordelia: A glamorous LA life. I get to make the coffee and chain the boss
to the bed. Gotta join a union.

Cordelia: Pleasant...I mean, sleep tight.
Angel: That's pretty much a given.

Wesley: Where'd you get the police radio?
Angel: Police car.
Wesley: Oh dear!

Penn: We were to meet in Italy, remember?
Angel: I remember.
Penn: Well, I waited. Hell, I waited until the 19th century. What happened?
Angel: Got held up in Romania.
Penn: Romania. What's in Romania?
Angel: Gypsies.

Angel: People change.
Penn: We're not people.

Penn: How does that work exactly? You just wake up one morning and decide,
"ok, now I'm good"?

Penn: You're my real father, Angelus.
Angel: Fine! You're grounded.

Angel: I was just thinking about how much this place is like where I grew
Cordelia: Right. Yeah, I could see that except for the cars and the
buildings and the, you know, everything else.

Angel: And sometimes they change back. The day ever comes that I...
Cordelia: Oh, I'll kill you dead.
Angel: Thanks.
Cordelia: What are friends for?




lost in Time
Jan 30, 2001
I go to Acen every year. and now I go to 2 scifi c
Love the quotes from those old eps! hmmm... I found the Cordy talking about not turning on friends quote very interesting specially when she says "you're not my friend" twice in one ep.

Very interesting.

Oh and please do post more Doyale ep Quotes! I would love it!:cool:


It goes on.....
Apr 22, 2001
Well especailly for you Asmiley, I dug out "Bachelor Party".....You know the Doyle ep with his ex wife
Harriet. So know for some more quotes.

Doyle: You know they have trivia games on the Internet now? You can challenge against drunks around the world.

Doyle: Hey, the only money in my family is underneath the couch cushions.

Cordelia: You were so…brave.
Doyle: You think you could say that again without so much shock in your voice? You're steppin' on my moment of manliness here.

Cordelia: I'm just...
Doyle: Surprised?
Cordelia: Grateful.

Cordelia: So here I am at Le Petit Renard with Mr. Armani, who could keep me in blue boxes for the rest of my life…
Angel: Blue boxes?
Cordelia: Tiffany's! God!

Cordelia: All I can think of is if this wimp saw a monster, he'd probably throw a shoe at it and run like a weasel. Turns out the shoe part was giving him too much credit.

Cordelia: As if I wasn't confused enough, then Doyle comes along and rescues me like some...badly dressed super hero.

Cordelia: You know, the first thing he asked? "Are you okay?" I mean, that's like...substance, right?
Angel: Well, there's definitely more to Doyle than meets the eye.
Cordelia: So I've got to kill myself. I swore when I went down this road with Xander Harris, I'd rather be dead than date a fixer-upper again.

Cordelia: Maybe Doyle does have hidden depths. I mean, really *really* hidden. But depths. And I'm gonna have to buy him a mochaccino for saving my life.

Cordelia: I was thinking that maybe I haven't been entirely fair to you. Maybe you don't actually have zero potential.
Doyle: Wow, Cordelia. Thanks.

Cordelia: You two are really married?
Harriet: Were and still, according to the paperwork.
Cordelia: So it was a green card thing?
Harriet: Nope. It was a madly in love, couldn't live without each other kind of thing.

Richard: You left out the part about him being such a handsome fellow.
Angel: I'm not...
Richard: Oh, you are. Really.
Angel: I'm not Doyle. He is.
Richard: Oh, that's more like it.

Harriet: I'm definitely the yin to his yang, but it works. He's got a good heart, Francis, just like you.
Doyle: Yeah, maybe. But the container -- can I get a side of bland to go with that bland?

Doyle: He seems like a nice...friendly...fellow, don't you think?
Angel: Definitely friendly. Only, uh, he seemed a bit...
Doyle: Exactly! I knew he was no good!

Doyle: I can't go trailing after her intended myself. It just wouldn't look right. Angel, you think you would...
Angel: Yeah. Just don't tell Cordelia. She'll want to charge you.

Harriet: Stop!
Angel: He's a demon!
Harriet: Well, yeah!

Doyle: He's a demon? And she's all signed on to be Mrs. Demon? Tell me again how ugly he is.

Doyle: I knew that nice guy routine was just an act. He's working a spell on her. She's gonna sprout hubcaps from her head or something.

Harriet: Richard wanted some time alone with Doyle to ask him to his bachelor party.
Cordelia: Bachelor party? Why? Was he afraid he ordered too much beer?

Uncle John: Let's see. First we greet the man of the hour. Then we drink. Bring out the food. Then drink. Then comes the stripper. Darts. And then we have the ritual eating of the first husband's brains. Then charades.
Brother: Wait. What was that? Charades?

Harriet: Sometimes I felt like I was one of his students.
Cordelia: That's funny. For a moment, I thought you said one of Doyle's students.
Harriet: It wasn't fun being treated like a third grader, believe me.
Cordelia: Grade third taught Doyle?!…Doyle taught third grade?! The kind with children?
Harriet: Yeah.
Cordelia: Are you sure he wasn't just held back and used that as a cover story?

Harriet: Francis got his teaching credentials before we even met at the Food Bank.
Cordelia: Okay, soup kitchen. Now that sounds more like the Doyle I've grown to know and revile…You're about to tell me he ran it, aren't you?
Harriet: He was just a volunteer. That's where he got the idea for the whole We Are the World thing. I'm kidding about that part.

Doyle: Yeah, I take it back!
Richard: Oh. Well. I see. Now I'm not so sure I even want to eat your brains.
Uncle John: Don't be petulant, Richard. You'll eat his brains. You can't take back a blessing. Now apologize to your friend.
Richard: He's right. That was rude. I'd be honored to eat your brains.

Cordelia: Well you shouldn't be trying to eat my friend's brains, you horrible ugly demon people!

Cordelia: Well, someone has to go out there and cheer him up...Oh please. Someone with a heart beat.

Cordelia: Hi Doyle. Are you gonna become loser pining guy, like, full time now? 'Cuz we already have one of those around the office.
Angel: Hey!
Doyle: Hey!
Cordelia: He can get away with it. He's tall, and look at the way clothes hang on him. But you...
Angel: Okay. I think you've cheered us up enough.

Cordelia: You can't live in the past. You gotta move on. Let it go. Forget it. Tomorrow's another day. Did I mention letting it go?
Doyle: Twice.

Cordelia: You'll get through this Doyle. Nice guys don't always finish last.
Doyle: You think I'm a nice guy?

Okay until next time........sorry I'm having waaaaay to much fun to stop now!! :D

Maria :star:

Angel Lover

Well-Known Member
May 2, 2001
CooL!Great Quotes!

the braineating, the teaching, the depths all classic Doyal moments.

By the way we never did get to see how far his depths went.:(


It goes on.....
Apr 22, 2001
Originally posted by Angel Lover

By the way we never did get to see how far his depths went.:(

No i guess we didn't really :(

But he did sacrifice his own life for 'the greater good'.....i guess that's deep!

Maria :star:


It goes on.....
Apr 22, 2001
hey everyone!

I'm updating the quotes section on my page. does anyone mind if I use some of your contributions??

Maria :star:


It goes on.....
Apr 22, 2001
Thanks again Asmiley.:D I didn't think anyone would mind but i had to ask.

maria :star:


lost in Time
Jan 30, 2001
I go to Acen every year. and now I go to 2 scifi c
How about...

"they made her a princess."~Angel

"Kill me now" ~Cordy

"That strange wild girl saved us -- from Angel."
"So that's what the thing inside of him really looks like?" "In his purest form" "Nasty"~Wesley and Gunn converse

"I'm not your princess."~Cordy

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