I just had this idea and I hope this is going to be a new long thread!
Everyone must have heared the song 'Star Trekkin' by 'The Firm'. I found some 'New Trekkin' lyrics on the web and I thought we could do better.
Here is the original, then some of the additional stuff, please add your own.....
These are the lyrics (as best as I can work out) to:
STAR TREKKIN (1987). - The Firm.
Written and produced by Lister/O’Connor.
Bark Records.
(Fanfares)
Star Trekkin, across the Universe,
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk,
Star Trekkin, across the Universe,
Only going forward, ’cause we can’t find reverse,
(Fanfare)
Lieutenant Uhura report.
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow,
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.
(Fanfare)
Analysis Mr. Spock.
It’s life Jim, but not as we know it, but not as we know it, but not as we know it,
It’s life Jim, but not as we know it, but not as we know it, Captain.
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow,
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.
Star Trekkin, across the Universe,
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk,
Star Trekkin, across the Universe,
Only going forward, still can’t find reverse,
(Fanfare)
Medical update, Dr McCoy.
It’s worse than that, he’s Dead Jim, Dead Jim, Dead Jim,
It’s worse than that; he’s Dead Jim, Dead Jim, Dead!
It’s life Jim, but not as we know it, but not as we know it, but not as we know it,
It’s life Jim, but not as we know it, but not as we know it, Captain.
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow,
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.
(Fanfare)
Starship Captain James T Kirk.
Ahh! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill,
We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, Men!
It’s worse than that, he’s Dead Jim, Dead Jim, Dead Jim,
It’s WORSE than that; he’s Dead Jim, Dead Jim, Dead!
Well, it’s life Jim, but not as we know it, but not as we know it, but not as we know it,
It’s life Jim, but not as WE know it, but not as we know it, Captain.
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow,
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, scrape them off, Jim.
Star Trekkin, across the Universe,
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk,
Star Trekkin, across the Universe,
Only going forward, and things are getting worse,
(Fanfare)
Engine room, Mr Scott.
You canna’ change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics,
You canna’ change the laws of physics, laws of physics, Jim.
Ahh! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill,
We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, Scotty beam me up!
It’s worse than that, he’s Dead Jim, Dead Jim, Dead Jim,
It’s WORSE than that; he’s Dead Jim, Dead Jim, Dead!
Well, it’s life Jim, but not as we know it, but not as we know it, but not as we know it,
It’s life Jim, but not as WE know it, but not as we know it, Captain.
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow,
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.
You canna’ change the script Jim…Och! I’ll see you Jimmy!
It’s against the laws of physics, Jim,
Bridge to Engine room, Warp Factor Nine.
If I give her any more she’ll blow Captain!
(Explosion)
Red Alert, Alert, Alert,
Red Alert, Alert,
Star Trekkin, across the Universe,
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk,
Star Trekkin, across the Universe,
Only going forward, ‘cause we can’t find reverse.
Star Trekkin, across the Universe,
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk,
Star Trekkin (Fade out)
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These are some new lines that I found posted on the net (maybe we could make up some more of our own):
PS: I had to remove some good ones that were not PG rated.
New Trekkin'
Lyrics by different people (they didn’t say who)
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KHAN
From hell's heart I stab at thee, stab at thee, stab at thee;
With my last breath I spit at thee, spit at thee, Kirk!
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PICARD:
Computer, tea, Earl Grey, tea, Earl Grey, tea, Earl Grey;
Computer, tea, Earl Grey, tea, Earl Grey, hot!
TROI:
Number One, I feel your pain, feel your pain, feel your pain;
Number One, I feel your pain, oh, wait, no that's lust...
PICARD:
We come in peace, let us go, let us go, let us go;
We come in peace, let us go, let us go, please?
WESLEY:
The Borg are off the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
The Borg are off the starboard bow, starboard bow, sir!
DATA
It's life, sir, but better than us, better than us, better than us;
It's life, sir, but better than us, better than us, captain.
CRUSHER:
It's worse than that, he's a mutant, Jean-Luc, a mutant, Jean-Luc,
A Mutant, Jean-Luc; it's worse than that, he's a mutant, Jean-Luc,
A mutant Jean-Luc, a mutant!
GEORDI:
I cannot fix what I can't see sir, I can't see sir, I can't see
Sir; I cannot fix what I can't see sir, fix what I can't see!
WORF:
I recommend we kill it, sir, kill it, sir, kill it.
I recommend we kill it, let me do it, please.
SISKO
Ah, we come in peace but take no ****, take no ****, take no ****;
We come in peace but take no ****, take no **** men.
DAX
I'm a babe now, but used to be a guy, used to be a guy, used to
Be a guy; I'm a babe now, but used to be a guy - Julian, quit Staring!
SISKO
Just what the hell am I doing here, doing here, doing here;
Just what the hell am I doing here, explaining time and space?
BASHIR
She may be a guy, but I don't care, I don't care, I don't care;
Dax may be a guy, but I don't care - Can I get your number?
KIRA
There's Cardassians off the upper pylons, upper pylons, upper Pylons;
there's Cardassians off the upper pylons, upper pylons, Sisko!
QUARK
If you want fun, come to the Promenade, Promenade, Promenade;
If you want fun, come to the Promenade, and I'll be sure to Cheat ya!
ODO
I am here to arrest the thieves, arrest the thieves, arrest the thieves;
I am here to arrest the thieves - THAT MEANS YOU, QUARK!
QUARK
I didn't do it, didn't do it, didn't do it;
I didn't do it, didn't do it, it was Rom!
KIRA
I am here on my people's behalf, people's behalf, people's behalf.
I am here on my people's behalf - prophets damn the Feds!
BASHIR
I'm cute, sleep with me, sleep with me, sleep with me;
I'm cute, sleep with me, sleep with me, Dax!
DAX
I was a man, Doctor, but not like you think, not like you think, not like you think;
I was a man, Doctor, but not like you think, not like you think, Julian.
O'BRIEN
Oh! Bloody hell it's broke again, broke again, broke again;
Oh! Bloody hell, it's broke again, broke again, Cardie ****!
GARAK
It's worse than that, I'm a spy, Doctor, spy, Doctor, spy, Doctor;
It's worse than that, I'm a spy, Doctor, spy, Doctor, spy!
JAKE
I'm not Wesley, I'm no geek, not a geek, not a geek;
I'm not Wesley, I'm no geek, not a geek, I'm just a kid.
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JANEWAY
I'm your CO, I'm a captain, I'm a captain, I'm a captain;
I'm your CO, I'm your captain, I'm your captain, that's 'bout it.
CHAKOTAY
My ancestors had a saying, had a saying, had a saying;
My ancestors had a saying, had a saying, oh, how'd it go?
JANEWAY:
We cannot win, self-destruct, self-destruct, self-destruct;
We cannot win, self-destruct, self-destruct, too late!
HOLODOC
Please state the nature of your problem, of your problem, of your problem;
Please state the nature of your problem, Unless it's Janeway's voice.
KIM
Sorry, it's my first mission, my first mission, my first mission;
Sorry, it's my first mission, my first mission, I don't know.
PARIS:
I'm cute, sleep with me, sleep with me, sleep with me;
I'm cute, sleep with me, sleep with me, Torres!
NEELIX
That's an anomaly, we can't go in, can't go in, can't go in;
That's an anomaly, we can't go in, are you trying to get us killed?
JANEWAY
We must uphold the Prime Directive, prime directive, prime Directive;
we must uphold the prime directive, so we'll never get back home.
KES:
I am not Deanna Troi, Deanna Troi, Deanna Troi;
I am not Deanna Troi, my man's uglier!
HOLODOC
Why didn't someone tell me, someone tell me, someone tell me;
Why didn't someone tell me, someone tell me, huh?
TUVOK
I'm a Vulcan, I have logic, I have logic, I have logic;
I'm a Vulcan, I have logic, So why do I go mad so much?
NEELIX
Here, have some leola root, some leola root, some leola root;
Here, have some leola root, why are you gagging like that?
TORRES
To hell with starfleet's sets of rules, sets of rules, sets of rules;
to hell with starfleet's sets of rules, sets of Rules again...
SUDER:
I used to kill people, I'm at peace now, I'm at peace now, I'm at peace now;
I used to kill people, I'm at peace now, I'm at peace now, now I'm dead.
VORIK:
I want Torres, I'm in Pon Farr, I'm in Pon Farr, I'm in Pon Farr,
I want Torres, I'm in Pon Farr, I'm going to kill you.
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Everyone must have heared the song 'Star Trekkin' by 'The Firm'. I found some 'New Trekkin' lyrics on the web and I thought we could do better.
Here is the original, then some of the additional stuff, please add your own.....
These are the lyrics (as best as I can work out) to:
STAR TREKKIN (1987). - The Firm.
Written and produced by Lister/O’Connor.
Bark Records.
(Fanfares)
Star Trekkin, across the Universe,
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk,
Star Trekkin, across the Universe,
Only going forward, ’cause we can’t find reverse,
(Fanfare)
Lieutenant Uhura report.
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow,
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.
(Fanfare)
Analysis Mr. Spock.
It’s life Jim, but not as we know it, but not as we know it, but not as we know it,
It’s life Jim, but not as we know it, but not as we know it, Captain.
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow,
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.
Star Trekkin, across the Universe,
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk,
Star Trekkin, across the Universe,
Only going forward, still can’t find reverse,
(Fanfare)
Medical update, Dr McCoy.
It’s worse than that, he’s Dead Jim, Dead Jim, Dead Jim,
It’s worse than that; he’s Dead Jim, Dead Jim, Dead!
It’s life Jim, but not as we know it, but not as we know it, but not as we know it,
It’s life Jim, but not as we know it, but not as we know it, Captain.
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow,
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.
(Fanfare)
Starship Captain James T Kirk.
Ahh! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill,
We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, Men!
It’s worse than that, he’s Dead Jim, Dead Jim, Dead Jim,
It’s WORSE than that; he’s Dead Jim, Dead Jim, Dead!
Well, it’s life Jim, but not as we know it, but not as we know it, but not as we know it,
It’s life Jim, but not as WE know it, but not as we know it, Captain.
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow,
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, scrape them off, Jim.
Star Trekkin, across the Universe,
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk,
Star Trekkin, across the Universe,
Only going forward, and things are getting worse,
(Fanfare)
Engine room, Mr Scott.
You canna’ change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics,
You canna’ change the laws of physics, laws of physics, Jim.
Ahh! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill,
We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, Scotty beam me up!
It’s worse than that, he’s Dead Jim, Dead Jim, Dead Jim,
It’s WORSE than that; he’s Dead Jim, Dead Jim, Dead!
Well, it’s life Jim, but not as we know it, but not as we know it, but not as we know it,
It’s life Jim, but not as WE know it, but not as we know it, Captain.
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow,
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.
You canna’ change the script Jim…Och! I’ll see you Jimmy!
It’s against the laws of physics, Jim,
Bridge to Engine room, Warp Factor Nine.
If I give her any more she’ll blow Captain!
(Explosion)
Red Alert, Alert, Alert,
Red Alert, Alert,
Star Trekkin, across the Universe,
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk,
Star Trekkin, across the Universe,
Only going forward, ‘cause we can’t find reverse.
Star Trekkin, across the Universe,
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk,
Star Trekkin (Fade out)
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These are some new lines that I found posted on the net (maybe we could make up some more of our own):
PS: I had to remove some good ones that were not PG rated.
New Trekkin'
Lyrics by different people (they didn’t say who)
__________________________________________
KHAN
From hell's heart I stab at thee, stab at thee, stab at thee;
With my last breath I spit at thee, spit at thee, Kirk!
__________________________________________
PICARD:
Computer, tea, Earl Grey, tea, Earl Grey, tea, Earl Grey;
Computer, tea, Earl Grey, tea, Earl Grey, hot!
TROI:
Number One, I feel your pain, feel your pain, feel your pain;
Number One, I feel your pain, oh, wait, no that's lust...
PICARD:
We come in peace, let us go, let us go, let us go;
We come in peace, let us go, let us go, please?
WESLEY:
The Borg are off the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
The Borg are off the starboard bow, starboard bow, sir!
DATA
It's life, sir, but better than us, better than us, better than us;
It's life, sir, but better than us, better than us, captain.
CRUSHER:
It's worse than that, he's a mutant, Jean-Luc, a mutant, Jean-Luc,
A Mutant, Jean-Luc; it's worse than that, he's a mutant, Jean-Luc,
A mutant Jean-Luc, a mutant!
GEORDI:
I cannot fix what I can't see sir, I can't see sir, I can't see
Sir; I cannot fix what I can't see sir, fix what I can't see!
WORF:
I recommend we kill it, sir, kill it, sir, kill it.
I recommend we kill it, let me do it, please.
SISKO
Ah, we come in peace but take no ****, take no ****, take no ****;
We come in peace but take no ****, take no **** men.
DAX
I'm a babe now, but used to be a guy, used to be a guy, used to
Be a guy; I'm a babe now, but used to be a guy - Julian, quit Staring!
SISKO
Just what the hell am I doing here, doing here, doing here;
Just what the hell am I doing here, explaining time and space?
BASHIR
She may be a guy, but I don't care, I don't care, I don't care;
Dax may be a guy, but I don't care - Can I get your number?
KIRA
There's Cardassians off the upper pylons, upper pylons, upper Pylons;
there's Cardassians off the upper pylons, upper pylons, Sisko!
QUARK
If you want fun, come to the Promenade, Promenade, Promenade;
If you want fun, come to the Promenade, and I'll be sure to Cheat ya!
ODO
I am here to arrest the thieves, arrest the thieves, arrest the thieves;
I am here to arrest the thieves - THAT MEANS YOU, QUARK!
QUARK
I didn't do it, didn't do it, didn't do it;
I didn't do it, didn't do it, it was Rom!
KIRA
I am here on my people's behalf, people's behalf, people's behalf.
I am here on my people's behalf - prophets damn the Feds!
BASHIR
I'm cute, sleep with me, sleep with me, sleep with me;
I'm cute, sleep with me, sleep with me, Dax!
DAX
I was a man, Doctor, but not like you think, not like you think, not like you think;
I was a man, Doctor, but not like you think, not like you think, Julian.
O'BRIEN
Oh! Bloody hell it's broke again, broke again, broke again;
Oh! Bloody hell, it's broke again, broke again, Cardie ****!
GARAK
It's worse than that, I'm a spy, Doctor, spy, Doctor, spy, Doctor;
It's worse than that, I'm a spy, Doctor, spy, Doctor, spy!
JAKE
I'm not Wesley, I'm no geek, not a geek, not a geek;
I'm not Wesley, I'm no geek, not a geek, I'm just a kid.
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JANEWAY
I'm your CO, I'm a captain, I'm a captain, I'm a captain;
I'm your CO, I'm your captain, I'm your captain, that's 'bout it.
CHAKOTAY
My ancestors had a saying, had a saying, had a saying;
My ancestors had a saying, had a saying, oh, how'd it go?
JANEWAY:
We cannot win, self-destruct, self-destruct, self-destruct;
We cannot win, self-destruct, self-destruct, too late!
HOLODOC
Please state the nature of your problem, of your problem, of your problem;
Please state the nature of your problem, Unless it's Janeway's voice.
KIM
Sorry, it's my first mission, my first mission, my first mission;
Sorry, it's my first mission, my first mission, I don't know.
PARIS:
I'm cute, sleep with me, sleep with me, sleep with me;
I'm cute, sleep with me, sleep with me, Torres!
NEELIX
That's an anomaly, we can't go in, can't go in, can't go in;
That's an anomaly, we can't go in, are you trying to get us killed?
JANEWAY
We must uphold the Prime Directive, prime directive, prime Directive;
we must uphold the prime directive, so we'll never get back home.
KES:
I am not Deanna Troi, Deanna Troi, Deanna Troi;
I am not Deanna Troi, my man's uglier!
HOLODOC
Why didn't someone tell me, someone tell me, someone tell me;
Why didn't someone tell me, someone tell me, huh?
TUVOK
I'm a Vulcan, I have logic, I have logic, I have logic;
I'm a Vulcan, I have logic, So why do I go mad so much?
NEELIX
Here, have some leola root, some leola root, some leola root;
Here, have some leola root, why are you gagging like that?
TORRES
To hell with starfleet's sets of rules, sets of rules, sets of rules;
to hell with starfleet's sets of rules, sets of Rules again...
SUDER:
I used to kill people, I'm at peace now, I'm at peace now, I'm at peace now;
I used to kill people, I'm at peace now, I'm at peace now, now I'm dead.
VORIK:
I want Torres, I'm in Pon Farr, I'm in Pon Farr, I'm in Pon Farr,
I want Torres, I'm in Pon Farr, I'm going to kill you.
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