Fave quotes from season 4

Vera

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OK, here's a "small" list of my favs. :p ;) :rolly2:

SMALL VICTORIES

O'Neill: "I'd be happy to debrief you all after I've debriefed myself for a nice hot shower."
Hammond: "Permission to shower granted. In fact I insist on it, Colonel."
O'Neill: "Bad?"
Daniel: "I wasn't going to say anything..."

Daniel (to Thor): "Wait a minute. You're actually saying that you need someone dumber than you are?"
O'Neill: "You may have come to the right place."

O'Neill: "I don't know, Carter....you may not be dumb enough!"

O'Neill: "Would it be necessary to mention my insane aversion to bugs at this time?"

Thor: "I like the yellow ones."

Carter: "We did it."
Thor: "It was your stupid idea, Major Carter."

Carter: "Well, if you ever need any more dumb ideas, you know where to find me."


THE OTHER SIDE

Daniel: "No. Their whole world is in flames and we're offering them gasoline. How does that help?"
Teal'c: "We are in fact offering water."

O'Neill: "So what's your impression of Alar?"
Teal'c: "That he is concealing something."
O'Neill: "Like what?"
Teal'c: "I am unsure... he is concealing it."


UPGRADES

Anise: "It will measure your stength. (Jack squeezes it). Your stength is five times that of a normal human."
O'Neill: "So - no increase then."

Fraiser: "We have tried everything... short of surgically removing their arms."
Hammond: "We'll hold that option in reserve."

Hammond: "Jack. Please. Just... get the hell out of my office!"

Hammond: "I thought the devices were supposed to enhance them physically, not make them stupid."


CROSSROADS

Sho'nac: "I mean you no harm."
O'Neill: "Bra'tac, you've done something with your hair!"

Sho'nac: "Bra'tac has told me much of the Tau'ri. You are O'Neill, Teal'c's apprentice."
O'Neill: "Yes... apprentice?"
Sho'nac: "Also a warrior of great skill and cunning."
O'Neill: "Apprentice?!"

Anise: "Your father asks that I shake your hand and give Colonel O'Neill a big kiss from him."
Carter: "That may have been the other way around."
O'Neill: "Maybe..."


WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY

O'Neill: "Oh yeah! Powerplay. How far is Alaris anyway?"
Teal'c: "Several billion miles, O'Neill."
O'Neill: "That's got to be a record!"

Airman: "I'm sorry, Sir. I didn't realise you were there."
Teal'c: "You have said that on many occasions. Perhaps next time I will be not so forgiving!"


WATERGATE

Carter: "How do you know about the SGC?"
Markov: "I have read extensive files on all of you."
O'Neill: "The question was how?"
Markov: "I learned to read English at the age of six, it's not difficult."
O'Neill: "Russian humour!"

Teal'c (about a parachute): "This device seems to be poorly designed to provide such a function!"

O'Neill: "It's easy. Just jump and pull this!"
Teal'c: "This does not seem wise, O'Neill."
O'Neill: "I said it was easy, not wise."

O'Neill: "If I ask what and you say it’s classified, I’m gonna shoot you!"

Markov: "The gauge must be malfunctioning."
Daniel: "But it's Swiss!"

Daniel: "Eh. Could we stop agreeing on how we're gonna die, and start doing something about it?"

Teal'c: "Do not human's usually die when they are frozen?"
O'Neill: "Usually... They usually don't breath when they're dead either!"


THE FIRST ONES

Daniel: "Ok, I know it seems completely unlikely that you understand a word I say, but eh, I've gone about as far as I can, going at this ridiculous pace, so with your permission, I'm gonna fall down now! Rest! This is a thing you should become familiar with. Rest, it means eh ... rest!"

Daniel: "Ah, yeah, that was refreshing thank you. I'm good for another 10 miles!"

Daniel: "This is Dr. Daniel Jackson. Ah in case anybody finds this, I met a wonderful new friend and he's taking me on a long journey to see his planet."

Daniel: "Now, don't say 'kar' till you've tried it!"

Rothman: "No. It's not my thing."
O'Neill: "What isn't?"
Rothman: "People. Give me a million year old fossil I'll tell you what it had for breakfast! But I'm not too good at people. They're too recent."


SCORCHED EARTH

Carter: "Question is - will they listen?"
O'Neill: "Well, the real question is - will they have ears?"


POINT OF NO RETURN

Daniel: "Oh, that's... very good. Did you draw that yourself?"
Carter: "What is it?"
Daniel: "That's .... that's a duck, isn't it?"


TANGENT

Hammond: "Is there a problem, Colonel?"
O'Neill: "No, Sir, not at all. I'm sure Teal'c just felt he'd take her for a spin....around the world."

O'Neill: "Flight. This is Digger 1. Cheyenne, we have a problem."

O'Neill: "We just need a nudge."
Teal'c: "I am unsure of that specific measurement."

O'Neill: "You know I've already done that freezing to death thing and it's just not as enjoyable as it sounds!"

Daniel: "Well, we were kind of hoping you'd beam them out."
Jacob: "Beam them out? What am I... Scotty?!"

Daniel: ["Mak tel schree! Lotak! Mekta setak Oz!"]
Goa’uld: ["Oh tel Oz?"]
Daniel: ["Mak tel Oz, kree!"]


SERPENT’S VENOM

Jacob/Selmak: "Obviously I'll need Dr. Jackson and there may be some complicated mathematical calculations to be done, so Sam would be a big help too!"
O'Neill: "Uh, hmm..."
Jacob: "Of course, Colonel O'Neill is always lots of fun to have around."

Carter: "It's flashing green... green is good?"
Daniel: "No!"
Carter: "Bad?"
Daniel: "Bad!"
Carter: "How bad?"
Daniel: "Very, very bad!"


CHAIN REACTION

Teal'c: "On Chulak, when a great warrior retires from the field of battle, it is customary to sing a song of lament. Fortunately we are not on Chulak."

O'Neill: "The fact is, if it wasn't for SG-1, you'd be sitting there with a snake in your head, instead of your head up your ass!"

O'Neill: "Have you heard of Ikea?"

Mrs Kinsey: "Who is it, dear?"
Kinsey: "A couple of old friends."
O'Neill: "Afternoon, ma'am. I'm Mr Starsky, this is....Hutch."

Kinsey: "Colonel, have you completely taken leave of your senses!?"
O'Neill: "I'm hanging around with Maybourne, what does that say?"

Kinsey: "Oh please....given the chance, half of all American citizens won't even vote, and the half that do vote are too stupid to know what they're doing!"
O'Neill: "Which explains how you got elected."

Kinsey: "Dear, Starsky and Hutch is TV show."
Mrs. Kinsey: "Oh, you are actors then." Love that one. :D


2010

Daniel: "Not her personal favourite SG team!"

O'Neill: "And we are walking."

Daniel: "Uh, the sun's beeping."


ABSOLUTE POWER

Daniel: "Elevators are such a pain in the ass."


THE LIGHT

O'Neill: "Oh, Hammond will keep us supplied with everything we need until we can figure this out. It's a nice beach."
Carter: "It would be a good excuse for you, wouldn't it?"
O'Neill: "Huh?"
Carter: "To do nothing for a while."
O'Neill: "What?!"
Carter: "Forget it."
O'Neill: "That would be *Forget it, Sir*!"
Carter: "Oh, please! You think I'm keeping that up if we're stuck here forever?!"
O'Neill: "Listen, Major..."
Carter: "No way!"
O'Neill: "That's *No way, Colonel*!"


PRODIGY

O'Neill: "*The* General Ryan?"
Gen Ryan: "I've read a lot about you, Colonel, in General Hammond's reports."
O'Neill: "Yes... Sir?"
Gen. Ryan: "Thus far we like your work."
O'Neill: "Thank you, Sir. I like your's. Your Air Force, the Air Force. I love the Air Force!" Love that one. :D

Teal'c: "Are you ready, O'Neill?"
O'Neill: "No. Give me a warning."
Teal'c: "I'm going to shoot you."
O'Neill: "I was thinking more along the lines of on three. One... (Teal’c zats him)...God! Two! God, I said on three! God, ah."


ENTITY

Daniel: "It's obviously fighting to survive."
O'Neill: "So do bacteria!"
Carter: "It's trying to communicate."
O'Neill: "So do bac..."


DOUBLE JEOPARDY

O'Neill: "Yes... Sir, please don't open the gate, please?"

O'Neill Clone: "We're not done, pal!"
O'Neill: "I so own you!"

O'Neill Clone: "Carter and Teal'c?"
O'Neill: "Yours don't look so good. The real ones, they're okay."
O'Neill Clone: "Are we still so far from real to you?"
O'Neill: "No, I guess not."
O'Neill Clone: "Then I believe we are done."


EXODUS

O'Neill: "Hey, kids! We're not parked in a red zone are we?"

O'Neill: "That guy is a living cliche."

O'Neill: "Something wrong?"
Carter: "No, I've just never blown up a star before."
O'Neill: "Well, they say the first one's always the hardest."
 

skydiver

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Originally posted by Vera
SERPENT’S VENOM

Jacob/Selmak: "Obviously I'll need Dr. Jackson and there may be some complicated mathematical calculations to be done, so Sam would be a big help too!"


yeah...zero...big help :D


O'Neill: "Uh, hmm..."
Jacob: "Of course, Colonel O'Neill is always lots of fun to have around."

Kinsey: "Dear, Starsky and Hutch is TV show."
Mrs. Kinsey: "Oh, you are actors then." Love that one. :D

this one had me rolling on the floor, literally. he sure didn't marry her for her stellar wit :D



ABSOLUTE POWER

Daniel: "Elevators are such a pain in the ass."

this was SO priceless...
 

Maria8475

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wow!! all of these were really funny! I can only think of a few more.

Martin:....by means of a device called a Stargate.
Jack: Sounds like a good idea for a TV show.....if you're into that sort of thing!

Jack: I remember something. There's a man. He's bald and wears a short sleeved shirt and somehow he's very important to me. I think his name is Homer!

Rothman: I'm not too good at people. They're too recent.

Take care
Maria :star:
 

imported_Sandman

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How 'bout in Chain Reaction when Jack and Meybourne are at Kinsey's who acuses Jack of waving a gun at him and Jack replies calmly 'Not waving. Pointing.' Thought that was hilarious.
 

{ACA} Ma'tec

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I liked in Upgrades when they were confronted in the bar by the tough guys

Jack tells danny to let it go and you can see the sheer pleasre that Daniel will recieve from thrashing the bully and summarily getting even with anyone who ever picked on him and he summs it up with three words...

Daniel:"not this time!":D

Also like

Jack: it's just so damb exciting! Sir!" from Jacks tiraid in Gen. Hammonds office.
 

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Wow, they're all great. But I also love the one from Upgrades when Jack says to Hammond.
'Sir, I'm sorry, but...u know, Carter wanted a steak...'
And Carter replies: 'Actually it was your idea, Sir'
I maybe got it wrong, but I just love it...
That whole scene! At the beginning Danny says:
'Sir, I can explain that....no, I can't'
:rolly2: ;)
 

{ACA} Ma'tec

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Upgrades

I have no need to appologize!" Teal'c

Need I say More?

Oh and "Just remember, I was retired and YOU wanted me back!" to Gen. Hammond by Jack

I guess I did need to say more!:rolly2:
 

{ACA} Ma'tec

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Mayborn

So I see you use Mayborn for your avatar, fan of his are you? So what do you think they will do with his character this year?
 

imported_Sandman

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well, let's just say the character has potential.
i'm not sure that they'll do anything with M next season, but i do hope he comes back.
maybe Kinsey will rear his ugly head (or maybe his cunning wife) and Jack and Maybourne will get to team up agian. or not.
 

{ACA} Ma'tec

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Gosh I hope they dont team up again! Although I liked the episode as a whole, I was just aching for Jack to POP him one. Just on principle, if nothing else! I cant stand that slimy weasel!
 

imported_Sandman

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oh, i didn't say Jack couldn't POP him one--that'd be good entertainment and he probably does deserve it. but i still like him or is that sill like to hate him? don't confuse me
 

{ACA} Ma'tec

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I see your point. I have this lurking fear that he is going to show himself again, and I dont think that anyone will ever kill him, cause I think there are alot of people like you that like his perticullar way of sneaking into the plot! Would like to see him a jack at each other throughts again, but I dont think it willl happen!
 

{ACA} Ma'tec

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very true, Do you know where there are some good stories? I bought a couple books(Morpheous Factor, and ...Iforget the other's title) but I didn't care much for them.
 

imported_Sandman

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Good stories! are you kidding, okay, here's the list. ahem. actually there's a thread for this over in the fanfic area. i think it's called fanfic reccomendations. but if you're looking for a really good site may i suggest www.stargatefan.com
there's a great one there (among many) titled "Many Shades of Night"
 

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Thanks

Thank you, checking i tout as we speak. Say are you a member at the Ausgate site?
 

imported_Sandman

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Oops! i made a terrible mistake. sorry. that story isn't at that site (though it's still a good site) Not sure where it is but i'll find it. and i'm not a member of Ausgate. without terribly embarrassing myself i have to admit i'm not even a hundred % sure what it is. (?)
 
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