Fave quotes from season 4


Jacks biggest fan
Feb 11, 2001
Ok, fave season four quotes...I could go on forever!!

Jack - Hey kids! We're not parked in a red zone are we?

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Jacob - My mission is to oversee the relocation of the Tok'ra base, what's yours again?
Jack - Protect Earth's big fat asset.


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JAck - Mayday, Mayday, we are SO going in!


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Jack - This is SO the last time I help someone move.


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Jack - This is a bad idea, I said that remember? Remember I said, General I said, this is a bad idea.
Teal'c - I remember O'Neill.
Jack - Let the Tok'ra get their own ship I said they don't share with us, why should we share with them?
Teal'c - I remember.
Jack - Yep! That's what I said


How funny was this!!??!!

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it's just...i've never blown up a sun before...
aah well...they say after the first one it gets easier...

and to me the best

From Upgrades

Jack: ...I apologize..

Sam: Me, too, sir.

Daniel: Me, uh, three

They all look over at Teal'c, who arches his eyebrow...

Teal'c: I have no need to apologize.
also from upgrades

does it occure to anyone that we're disobeying a direct order?
like we haven't done it before
that was to save earth
earth...steaks, there's a difference?

oh please, we'll be back before they even notice we're gone

carter wanted a steak...
It was your idea...sir
Originally posted by shiloh
From Upgrades

Jack: ...I apologize..

Sam: Me, too, sir.

Daniel: Me, uh, three

They all look over a Teal'c, who arches his eyebrow...

Teal'c: I have no need to apologize.


I love this one...it was SO cool

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Jack - Listen for what it's worth I'm sorry about what's happened here.
Clone - Oh I'm sure that makes him feel better.
Jack - Hey! What the hell do you think you're doing?
Clone - Same thing you do only better!
Jack - What does that mean?
Clone - Better? It means better, stronger, faster!
Jack - You're not me and you don't work for the air force.
Clone - No, but that doesn't mean I can't do the job.
Jack - What job?
Clone - Explore the universe fight the Goa'uld.
Jack - Oh what like now?
Clone - Hey you made this mess.
Jack - What we did was help these people.
Clone - Oh come on, I know you better than that, you screwed up and now you're embarrassed.
Jack - That's not the point.
Clone - And like I'm gonna spend my eternity on that lame ass planet.
Jack - You gave me your word.
Clone - Oh is this the first time you've lied to yourself? I told you what you wanted to hear, besides what were you going to do? Destroy me?
Jack - I might have.
Clone - Alright, come on, bring it on fly boy, lets go come on.
Jack - Oh you little shi....
Sam - Sirs! As much as I'd like to see how this plays out, don't we have something more important to do?

Double Jeopardy

LOVE this whole scene...and TWO JACKS...

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I assume you have a plan to back up that rather bold yet cryptic statement?

Jack clone

Double Jeopardy

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From Small Victories

Sam: We kicked their asses.
Jack: They had asses?????


Jack: Holy frozen bad guys!


Daniel: Well, given the obvious solid craftsmanship that went into this thing, I don't see how this could possibly have happened.

Markov: If you're implying that everything Russian made is poor quality, actually the sub is Swiss.

Daniel: So they occasionally catch fire, but they keep perfect time?

Markov declines to respond...

Daniel: Sorry, I've been hanging around Jack O'Neill too much.

Divide and Conquer:

Daniel: (sorry, this isn't exact) These are the Jack O'Neill moments I'm going to miss.


In the middle of my backswing????!!!!!!!
"we have caught nothing... we are fishing"
as u may have noticed, i like this one, it's a classic!!!

i also like the:
"rhett you love me!!! melanie told me!"
"i believe you"

..... ooooops!! sorry that's not it hehe

"maybe you've read my report..."
"maybe he read your report.....?..."

of course he did!!
oh! and one of my favorite:

"you, with the crown of marble!"


"we are hathor! we are the mother of all gods!"
"of course we are!"
shouldn't these quotes be from season four?

Okay i know it seems incredibly unlikely that you understand i say, but er, i've gone about as far as i can at this ridiculous pace, so with your permission i'm gonna fall down now.
he falls down
rest! THis is a thing that you should become familiar with. rest. it means...ah rest.


The First Ones

yes, daniel's 'grrreeest' was priceless. i loved that whole eps, cept for rothy buying it of course, they actually give him a character in time to kill him off...all in all i loved the fact that it wasn't daniel the victim...i mean give him a few more minutes and i think chaka woulda been escorting him back to the gate...

and sam's 'as much as i'd like to see how this turns out...'
i LOVE sarcastic sam.

the one that still gets me rolling is her 'ya sure ya betcha' as she takes thor's hand and walks up the ramp in nemesis...gets me every time.
Jack, to Sam, in Other Side: Didn't I order you to get a life?

Daniel, seeing Anise for the first time: Yep, that looks like troube to me.

O'Neill: If I may, Sir, I think what he means is the wick is the center of the candle, and, ostensibly, a
great leader, like yourself, is essential to the whole ball of wax. Basically, what it means is
that it's always better to have a big long wick... (Absolute Power)

O'Neill to Maybourne: Hows that mustard and beer diet working out for you?

Daniel: Not her favorite SG team???

And we walking, we're walking..................
" let's build weapons! let's kick some goa'uld ass!. what because it's me saying that i'm suddenly a bad guy?"
daniel, absolute power

"no.. my dreams are about..... other things"
jack, beneath the surface
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