Jack - This is a bad idea, I said that remember? Remember I said, General I said, this is a bad idea.
Teal'c - I remember O'Neill.
Jack - Let the Tok'ra get their own ship I said they don't share with us, why should we share with them?
Teal'c - I remember.
Jack - Yep! That's what I said
Jack - Listen for what it's worth I'm sorry about what's happened here.
Clone - Oh I'm sure that makes him feel better.
Jack - Hey! What the hell do you think you're doing?
Clone - Same thing you do only better!
Jack - What does that mean?
Clone - Better? It means better, stronger, faster!
Jack - You're not me and you don't work for the air force.
Clone - No, but that doesn't mean I can't do the job.
Jack - What job?
Clone - Explore the universe fight the Goa'uld.
Jack - Oh what like now?
Clone - Hey you made this mess.
Jack - What we did was help these people.
Clone - Oh come on, I know you better than that, you screwed up and now you're embarrassed.
Jack - That's not the point.
Clone - And like I'm gonna spend my eternity on that lame ass planet.
Jack - You gave me your word.
Clone - Oh is this the first time you've lied to yourself? I told you what you wanted to hear, besides what were you going to do? Destroy me?
Jack - I might have.
Clone - Alright, come on, bring it on fly boy, lets go come on.
Jack - Oh you little shi....
Sam - Sirs! As much as I'd like to see how this plays out, don't we have something more important to do?
Okay i know it seems incredibly unlikely that you understand i say, but er, i've gone about as far as i can at this ridiculous pace, so with your permission i'm gonna fall down now. he falls down
rest! THis is a thing that you should become familiar with. rest. it means...ah rest.
yes, daniel's 'grrreeest' was priceless. i loved that whole eps, cept for rothy buying it of course, they actually give him a character in time to kill him off...all in all i loved the fact that it wasn't daniel the victim...i mean give him a few more minutes and i think chaka woulda been escorting him back to the gate...
and sam's 'as much as i'd like to see how this turns out...'
i LOVE sarcastic sam.
the one that still gets me rolling is her 'ya sure ya betcha' as she takes thor's hand and walks up the ramp in nemesis...gets me every time.
Jack, to Sam, in Other Side: Didn't I order you to get a life?
Daniel, seeing Anise for the first time: Yep, that looks like troube to me.
O'Neill: If I may, Sir, I think what he means is the wick is the center of the candle, and, ostensibly, a
great leader, like yourself, is essential to the whole ball of wax. Basically, what it means is
that it's always better to have a big long wick... (Absolute Power)
O'Neill to Maybourne: Hows that mustard and beer diet working out for you?