Fave Quotes

[Jessa]

i love all of 'em, but my favourite outta that lot is the one where rimmer says

When the going gets tough, the tough go have a little cry in the corner

 

[Aing-Tii]

Hi everyone! First chance I've had to come here in quite awhile. I love all your quotes Jessa, they make me :laugh::laugh2:

Got to see S6 eppys recently so had to post some quotes. I apologize if they're already in this thread somewhere! (Especially if I already wrote them meself! )

From Emohawk:

"Oh for a really world class psychiatrist." Krytie referring to Rimmer.

"It's not about speed. It's about wit, brains and cunning," Lister. "I was praying it wouldn't come to that!" Krytie

"In the abscence of a sane plan, I suggest we go with Mr. Lister's." Krytie

"Sorry, I was looking at the wrong panel." Rimmer saying all was fine on the exploding bridge.

"And Kryten, you are indeed a hahkum babo (sp?) or smart aleck metal git!" Rimmer

"Just leave the thinking to me, keyboard teeth." Rimmer to Dwayne Dibbley.

"He's looking so geeky I don't think he could even get into a science fiction convention." What a guy Ace Rimmer about Dwayne/Cat.

From Rimmerworld:

"If we wanted to live in a state of perpetual agony we'd let Lister play his guitar." Rimsey

Krytie to Rimmer~"Grind those balls sir!" "After you with the balls, sir." "Balls on standby sir?"

"Is this the product of a marriage twixt woman and gerbil?" Caesar Rimmer about Lister.

"Derek Custer! Kit! Titan!" Rimmer to his 600 year old friends :laugh:

And my fave from Dwayne Dibbley-----SUCK MY THERMOS!


Hope you enjoy 'em!


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[Jessa]

Originally posted by Aing-Tii
Hi everyone! First chance I've had to come here in quite awhile. I love all your quotes Jessa, they make me :laugh::laugh2:
:star::laugh2::star:

thank you, thank you very much

 

[jwells]

Quotes

From Holoship:

Kryten: "They've taken Mr Rimmer! Sir, they've taken Mr Rimmer!"
Cat: "Quick, let's get outta here before they bring him back!":rolly2:

Back To Reality:

Rimmer: "I'm not a hologram."
Kryten: "I'm half-human."
Cat: "And what the HEll's happened to my TEETH??!!"

The End:

Rimmer: "Did you hear that, sir? He called me a smeghead!"
Todhunter: "Oh, Rimmer! You ARE a smeghead!"

Thanks For The Memory:

Lister: "What are you, a man or a munchkin?"
Rimmer (singing): "I'm off to see the wizard. The wonderful wizard of Oz!"

Legion:

Legion: "I'm capable of quite insane behaviour."
(Legion stabs himself in the hand with a scalpel, causing the Dwarfers to hold their hands in pain).
Kryten: "But this is crazy! Hurting us is hurting yourself!"
Legion: "One more hint of insurrection and the scalpel ends up...here!" (He aims for his groin)
Kryten: "That kind of tough talk doesn't scare us!"
Everyone else: "YES IT DOES!!!":rolly2:

 

[Hayor]

I don't know if this Red Dwarf one has been said yet, but either way it begs to be said more than once.

RIMMER: Look, I'm sick of hearing about these
stupid cats! My concerns are slightly more meaningful than what
coloured stupid smegging cardboard hat I'm wearing! I'm trying to
decipher this! This is science, laddie! You can smirk, Lister, but I
believe the Quagaars--
LISTER: Quagars?
RIMMER: Quagaaaars! It's a name I made up! Double A, actually! I
believe the Quagaars have the technology to give me a new body!

 

[HoopyFrood]

Lister: "We're on a mining ship...three million years into deep space...can someone explain to me where the smeg I got this traffic cone?!"

-- "The Last Day"

 

[HoopyFrood]

Kryten: "Well, the Space Corps Directive 195 clearly states that in an emergency power situation a hologrammatic crew member must be shut off in order that the living crew members might survive."
Rimmer: "Yes, but Rimmer Directive 271 states just as clearly 'No chance, you metal b******'."

-- White Hole

 

[The Ace]

Cat- There's an old cat proverb; Better to live one day as a tiger than a lifetime as a worm.

Rimmer- There's an old hologram proverb; Ever hear of a wormskin rug ?

 

[HoopyFrood]

Cat: "What the hell is down the back of my chair? Peanuts?"
Lister: "Nah, I've been trimming my verrucas."

-- Legion

 

[Star Girl]

It must have been mentioned or linked before... but I love this so much.
YouTube - The Rimmer Experience


Also...
Stoke me a clipper i'll be back for Christmas!

 

[paranoid marvin]

"It's a garbage pod...it's a smegging garbage pod!!!"

"We have enough food to last 30,000 years, but we've only got one After Eight mint left, and everyone's too polite to take it."

 

[Narkalui]

"No, the last thing they'll be expecting is for us to turn into ice skating mongooses and dance the Bolero."

 

[Vince W]

"Do me lemon, 6 is a poor IQ for a glass of water."

Rimmer: I want a triple fried egg sandwich with...
Lister: With chili sauce and chutney.
Holly: You what?
Lister: It's a state-of-the-art sarnie.
Holly: It's the state of the floor I'm worried about. All right, okay.
Lister: Trust me.
Rimmer: I think I'm having a baby.
Lister: It's good, innit?
Rimmer: It's incredible. Where did you get the recipe?
Lister: I can't remember. I think it was a book on bacteriological warfare.
Rimmer: It's like a cross between food and bowel surgery.