Fave Quotes

[Jessa]

must...watch.....more.....Red.....Dwarf......:dead:

 

[Aing-Tii]

Kryten: But sir, there is no such thing as brown alert.
Cat: You won't be saying that in a minute! And don't say I didn't alert you!

Rimmer to dispensing machine: Why don't you smegging well smeg off, you annoying little smeggy smegging smegger!


:star::star::star:

 

[DCBastien]

On changing alert status....
That would mean changing the lightbulb, Sir.

 

[Jessa]

Cat: we have 30 seconds to live....oh wait, thats the egg timer. would people stop leaving that in here?


Lister: nice chicken
Cat: yeah, real good, *to krytie* where'd u find it?
Krytie: oh thats not chicken sirs, thats that man we found

that was so funny!

 

[DCBastien]

*scrabble playing*
lister: that's not a word!
cat: its a cat word
lister: would you find it in a dictionary?
cat: well if you were reading in the nude and shoot the book real fast.....

 

[Jessa]

Originally posted by Skip
*scrabble playing*
lister: that's not a word!
cat: its a cat word
lister: would you find it in a dictionary?
cat: well if you were reading in the nude and shoot the book real fast.....

i would actually write down the word, but i have absolutley NO idea how to spell it...........

 

[DCBastien]

ditto and my tapes are badly organised

 

[Jessa]

and i can't remember what series it's in

 

[DCBastien]

early. when lister and rimmer switch, season one or two????

 

[Jessa]

i didn't think it was that early

 

[DCBastien]

i watched it recently on tape. 3 at the latest.

 

[Jessa]

oh ok then. due to this slight imperfection in my r-d memory i will have to sit down and watch every single r-d ep i own

YEYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[DCBastien]

YEY!!!!!!!!:d
Good excuse..... bring many quotes back!

 

[Jessa]

yiiiiiippppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! quotessssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Aing-Tii]

It is season 3, and when Lister and Rimmer change bodies. I think its BodySwap. Cat has Q,X,Z,J, etc. That's a funny scene! They really know how to make you laugh!

Now for a few gross quotes:
Cat: It looks like something that dropped out of the Sphinx's nose!

Rimmer to Lister: You dropped a whole tube of it over me you disgusting rotten fetid piece of congealed monkey vomit!

How do they ever say these lines? And make you laugh at what really grosses you out?


Looking forward to some good quotes from Jessa now.....


:star::smile::star:

 

[Sinistra]

Jessa! We need Quotes!


Even I have one....


Holly: Rude alert! Rude alert! An electrical fire has knocked out my voice recognition unicycle! Many Wurlitzers are missing from my database! Abandon shop! This is not a daffodil. Repeat: This is not a daffodil!
Rimmer: Well, thankfully Holly's unaffected.

 

[Jessa]

*alarms are sounding, then they stop suddenly*

Holly: oh blast! now the bloody alarms bust! awooga awooga! abandon ship!

Holly: well, i say autopilot, but it's really me, ain't it. it's old muggins here that has to do it

there! happy now?

 

[Sinistra]

yes!!!!

 

[Jessa]

*sighs in relief.*

thank god!

 

[Sinistra]

got any more?