Title Song

DCBastien

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*ponders (the meaning of life)*

*looks in rapt concentration (cake or ice cream, cake or icecream?)*

*twiddles her thumbs (in a passe kinda way)*

EVERYBODY, should I?

Ah go on then I suppose. But stay away from MY Dave, apologise, bake me a cake and do it all in the Round Robin. And then we are friends for life (and boy will Mishkaz tell you to run away lol!)
 

Mishkaz

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As a big giant alien once said "The enemy of my enemy is my friend", fancy a cuppa tea and a Kipling Bakewell slice Dave?


hehehehehe :D
 

Mishkaz

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Indeed! twas very Bill Shatner don't ya think?

"Spock....must kill...thread........help......I've....forgotten my.....lines"
 

DCBastien

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there;s something... on... the wings... some...thing.....


hey rimmer stop eating all that battenberg!
 

Jessa

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Stoke me a clipper, i'll be back for lunch! Whatever!


it's cold outside
there's no kind of atmosphere
we're all alone
more or less
Goldfish shoals nibbling at my toes
fun fun fun
in the sun sun sun
fun fun fun
in the sun sun suuuuuunnnnnnnnnn!



Ta da! waht do you think, would i make a good sin ger for red dwarf or not? (Jessa looks at every one with a pleading face and puppy dog eyes) PLEASE?
 

Jessa

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Sorry skip couldn't quite decipher that. Come again.:upto: :upto: :upto: :upto: :upto:
 

Mishkaz

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ooh, ooh, please miss, I know..

Smoke Me A Kipper I'll Be Back For Breakfast

or there's the extended remix version SMAKSIBBFB
 

Jessa

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oh! oh! i get that one! i do i do! ta ta 4 now!! i got one i got
one!!!!!!!






Jessa:blpaw:
 

Bayleaf48

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The title music is really good & my sister knows ALL of it off by hearts aswell
 

Darkest_Evil

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Mmm...goldfish.... I wonder what they taste like? I once asked my friend what she would think koi carp tasted like and she ...erm...
slapped ME!!!


She thought i was talking about her Koi. mmm...fishies....

mmmmmmm....eminemes.....enimem....ewww!!!! I'm NEVER eating him!
 

Smitty

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The Red Dwarf theme song has a second verse.

Here it is.

I'll pack my bags and head into hyperspace
Velocity at time-warp speed
Spend my days in ultraviolet rays
Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun
We're locked on course straight through the universe
You and me, and the galaxy
Reached this stage, this hyperpathic age
Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun
Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun


Enjoy!

-csâ„¢
 

The Ace

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Sorry, just read through the thread, were the cowboys perhaps the campfire scene from "Blazing Saddles? " On a different note, who can forget the episode of "Voyager, " where some prat wrote Marquee for Maquis. I spent four hours rolling around on the flooor imagining Sisko, Picard, Janeway et al chasing a giant tent through the Badlands.
 

Princess Ivy

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If you're in trouble he will save the day
He's brave and he's fearless come what may
Without him the mission would go astray
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer

Without him life would be much grimmer
He's handsome, trim, and no-one slimmer
He will never need a zimmer
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer

More reliable than a garden trimmer
He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner
He's not bald, and his head doesn't glimmer

Master of the wit and the repartee
His command of space directives is uncanny
How come he's such a genius? Don't ask me!
Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer

He's also a fantastic swimmer
And if you play your cards right
Then he just might come round for dinner
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer

No rhymes left now apart from quimmer
He'd better fade us out before we get to schlimmer
Fade out you stupid plimmer

(i just wish i could find a clip with the vid that accompnied.:))
 

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