My name is Figgie,
I am the bank that's a piggy.
I came from BHS,
A place full of stress.
I got a new home,
I met Earl the Garden Gnome,
He is a door stop,
For the garage with the fizzy pop.
But to cut this short,
And you'll see I'm distraught.
I was knocked from the shelf,
And spilt all my...