Discussion Thread -- November 2016 75-word writing challenge

[Ashleyne]

Thanks for the listin johnnyjey.

And Congratulations Hex. Great choices for the December challenge.

 

[Steven Sorrels]

Congrats, Hex!!

 

[Parson]

I giggled and tried to imagine our @Parson as a snowman agreeing to marrying people in a snowy dystopia.

I do live in Iowa, but I hate snow. ---- When I do weddings I tell the couple that it's their wedding and that I'm pretty flexible, but I don't jump out of airplanes. ---- I may have to add "pretending to be a snowman" to that stock warning.

Thanks for thinking of me @hopewrites !!

 

[Judderman]

Well done Hex. A great effort and an enjoyable read! You had a very interesting idea there.

 

[Ursa major]

I may have to add "pretending to be a snowman" to that stock warning.

I expect they wouldn't threaten you with a stick if you said that...


...but what if they offered you a carrot...?

 

[Coast]

I expect they wouldn't threaten you with a stick if you said that...


...but what if they offered you a carrot...?

Yes, a particularly charming couple may be able to melt his resistance to the idea.

 

[chrispenycate]

What, replace the Parson's nose with a vegetable? At Christmas? And not even a parsnip nose? Hast thou become a vegetarian bear?

 

[Ursa major]

Hast thou become a vegetarian bear?

I have a rather large steak in being a carnivore (with occasional omnivorous tendencies).