Discussion thread -- September 2015 75-word Writing Challenge

[Droflet]

Now you're just p*ssing me off.

 

[Mad Alice]

Now you're just p*ssing me off.

Note to self; Telford/drofleT has strange aversion to redbull & vodka. Perhaps in future describe as "vodka martinis, particularly dirty".

 

[Droflet]

Sorry Alice, I was aiming at the other and you got in the way. As a matter of fact I had Swedish vodka with red bull just a few weeks ago. Yumm. Now, enough of the nice. Stop encouraging him. Remember, I know people who know people.

 

[Mr Orange]

Now, enough of the nice.

OK so not nice then...
Dark Tudorpunk Fantasy?

 

[Luiglin]

How about pre-school elizabethan punk noir genre with a theme of dinosaur?

 

[Phyrebrat]

Look all I'm saying is get a bit of noir in the genre and I'm happy

pH

 

[johnnyjet]

How about pre-school elizabethan punk noir genre with a theme of dinosaur?

Ooh ooh I already have an idea!

 

[ratsy]

I have made a mental note to stop giving Phyre my vote, no matter what. Unless the theme is Pinot Noir

 

[Perpetual Man]

How about pre-school elizabethan punk noir genre with a theme of dinosaur?

This is Milly.

Milly is a girl.

Milly works as an investigator.

She smokes cheroots.

‘It was night a dark as coal,’ Milly thinks, ‘And I knew he was onto me. Always one step ahead.

‘But not now.’

Look! Milly draws her sword!

She sneaks around the corner.

He’s not there!

These are clues. Can you see what they are?

A knotted ribbon. Running footprints. A carpenter’s tool. Two bodies. A crown.

She knows now!

 

[ratsy]

Thanks for the inspiration Timmy

Binky

Legs went up a mile. Literally.

I was worried my bright hair would scare her off but the cut must have reminded her of the stegosaurus. I really needed to find out which one of these things stole my binky.

After searching high and low, there was my first sign; large cracked eggs.

There was my binky, being suckled by a tiny raptor. Harry said it was time to grow up anyway.

 

[Perpetual Man]

Timmy! Timmy? What am I? A cat?

Loved it!

 

[ratsy]

I didn't think you had enough nicknames here

 

[Droflet]

Timbo?

 

[Luiglin]

Queen Lizzie likes to play games.

Can you see Queen Lizzie in the garden?

Yes, there's Queen Lizzie, in her big yellow dress and funny ruff collar.

Queen Lizzie has subjects.

Can you see Queen Lizzie's subjects?

Yes, there they are, all dressed in rags and covered in dirt.

Queen Lizzie has a mad inventor.

Can you see the mad inventor?

Yes, there he is, dressed in long dark coat and playing with a metal thing that goes wizz.

"Make it go wizz more mad inventor," shouts Queen Lizzie.

Mad inventor likes making his machine go wizz.

Wizz! Goes the machine.

Oh, a dinosaur has appeared.

Can you see the dinosaur?

Yes there he is, with a funny grin that shows his teeth.

"Off with their heads," Shouts Queen Lizzie.

See subjects run. Run subjects run.

See dinosaur bite. Bite dinosaur bite.

 

[Perpetual Man]

You can call me whatever you like, just don't call me late for breakfast

Anyone get the dinosaur reference in mine?

 

[Luiglin]

You can call me whatever you like, just don't call me late for breakfast

Anyone get the dinosaur reference in mine?

I'm trying but my brain has gone into Friday no work mode.

 

[farntfar]

my god, but it's a bit laboured
A knotted ribbon. Running footprints. A carpenter’s tool. Two bodies. A crown.
Tie. ran. a saw. us. Rex.

which all comes together to make Velociraptor plebiates.

 

[Luiglin]

my god, but it's a bit laboured
A knotted ribbon. Running footprints. A carpenter’s tool. Two bodies. A crown.
Tie. ran. a saw. us. Rex.

which all comes together to make Velociraptor plebiates.

Damn I was just about to post that... honest... trust me I know the Dark Lord and everyone knows he's a straight up honest sort of evil overlord.

 

[farntfar]

Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk!

 

[Perpetual Man]

my god, but it's a bit laboured
A knotted ribbon. Running footprints. A carpenter’s tool. Two bodies. A crown.
Tie. ran. a saw. us. Rex.

which all comes together to make Velociraptor plebiates.

Not only the correct answer but a funny pay off too. farntfar wins the prize!

Damn I was just about to post that... honest... trust me I know the Dark Lord and everyone knows he's a straight up honest sort of evil overlord.

I believe you completely, unfortunately farntfar is faster on the old keys

Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk!

and farntfar loses the prize for gloating