Reporting for torture, M'Lud....
Yes, this is my 12,000th post. And it continues recent practice by recounting more** of the ordeal being suffered by the ill-fated (though not necessarily hapless) Melanie.
** - Previous episodes can be found here (Dragooned I) and here (Dragooned II).
One might imagine that emitting a loud noise would prove less than useless when confronted by an eye a good four metres across and two high. Even a creature made mostly of head, and that mostly eye, would be huge and probably formidable. A creature whose eye was that large, but in proportion to its body, must be enormous. And yet screaming does have its advantages, such as preventing one’s senses from taking full account of the environment, such as stopping one from thinking about one’s situation. So when the screaming stops....
With her lungs unable to maintain the effort required to drown out the world around her, Mel collapsed onto her bed. For the first time, she noticed – was assailed by – a peculiar smell, rich and hot, and meaty. And now the sound of her own panting was joined, at regular intervals, by a brief slithering. She closed her eyes, not wanting to know what horror was heading her way. But when the sound failed to draw closer, she risked a peek...
...and broke into hysterical laughter. The creature from hell was blinking. Every few moments, eyelids, each of which must weigh hundreds of kilos, snapped closed, and opened just as fast. Mel’s frantic laughing continued, prolonged by the thought that if she were to try and poke the monster in the eye, her arm might be crushed, or worse, by those scaly folds of skin.
“I’m glad to see you are in better spirits,” said the voice.
The simple stupidity of this statement shocked Mel into silence. But then Mel realised that this close to her, the leviathan was probably having trouble focusing properly. And Mel’s voice, whether screaming, shrieking with laughter, or sobbing, must be at the monster’s limit of hearing. What am I thinking? Why Am I trying to analyse this madness? Nothing here could be real. She was interned in a psych ward. And If I’m not, I ought to be.
“However, I realise that this must all have come as something of a shock to you,” the voice continued. “I suggest you rest for awhile before we proceed any further. I shall return later, when I shall answer the many questions you must have. If I can, that is.”
It struck Mel that the creature’s voice was not in scale with its great bulk: though far from quiet, the words did not boom. And given the huge space that lay beyond her room’s wall, where were the reverberations? Their absence was just more evidence that she wasn’t experiencing reality. For while she’d convinced herself that this was no ordinary dream, that did not preclude a world – detailed, colourful, noisy and smelly though it was – that might exist entirely within her possibly battered skull. That the lengthy flow of sensory input had been interrupted only once and that the illusion was logically consistent – at least in its own terms – was troubling, but only if she was simply asleep. Who knew how the brain might react when in a coma?
“Can you answer one question now?” said Mel, desperate to break the malign spell cast by... by what? By her subconscious?
“If you want.”
“Just one of your eyes must weigh as much as a fair-sized whale. How can you even hold your head up, let alone fly?”
Silence. If this were all real, the creature would know. If she heard no reply, that would confirm that none of this was real.
“There is no simple answer beyond, ‘I just can.’ My body – or, rather, my body chemistry – is not the same as yours. I am lighter than I look, though still far heavier than any other land creature, and my smallest muscles each possess more strength than all of yours put together. And they react much quicker than yours. You were watching me blink; I do so as fast as you, but my eyelids move two hundred times faster in terms of the distance they have to cover. And uncover.”
I could have thought of that – even the joke – and I probably just have. The monster’s reply was just the sort of barely plausible, but not instantly irrefutable, answer that Mel’s brain might have come up with in a hurry, if it had to: one that would not long survive further probing.
“That’s all very well,” said Mel, “but the devil’s in the details. How is your chemistry different? And on a larger scale, why is it different? Why are you unlike every other animal on the planet?”
“I think you already know the answer to your last question.”
Well I would do – if I’m making all this up.
Yes, this is my 12,000th post. And it continues recent practice by recounting more** of the ordeal being suffered by the ill-fated (though not necessarily hapless) Melanie.
** - Previous episodes can be found here (Dragooned I) and here (Dragooned II).
Dragooned III
— in which her situation weighs on Melanie’s mind —
One might imagine that emitting a loud noise would prove less than useless when confronted by an eye a good four metres across and two high. Even a creature made mostly of head, and that mostly eye, would be huge and probably formidable. A creature whose eye was that large, but in proportion to its body, must be enormous. And yet screaming does have its advantages, such as preventing one’s senses from taking full account of the environment, such as stopping one from thinking about one’s situation. So when the screaming stops....
With her lungs unable to maintain the effort required to drown out the world around her, Mel collapsed onto her bed. For the first time, she noticed – was assailed by – a peculiar smell, rich and hot, and meaty. And now the sound of her own panting was joined, at regular intervals, by a brief slithering. She closed her eyes, not wanting to know what horror was heading her way. But when the sound failed to draw closer, she risked a peek...
...and broke into hysterical laughter. The creature from hell was blinking. Every few moments, eyelids, each of which must weigh hundreds of kilos, snapped closed, and opened just as fast. Mel’s frantic laughing continued, prolonged by the thought that if she were to try and poke the monster in the eye, her arm might be crushed, or worse, by those scaly folds of skin.
“I’m glad to see you are in better spirits,” said the voice.
The simple stupidity of this statement shocked Mel into silence. But then Mel realised that this close to her, the leviathan was probably having trouble focusing properly. And Mel’s voice, whether screaming, shrieking with laughter, or sobbing, must be at the monster’s limit of hearing. What am I thinking? Why Am I trying to analyse this madness? Nothing here could be real. She was interned in a psych ward. And If I’m not, I ought to be.
“However, I realise that this must all have come as something of a shock to you,” the voice continued. “I suggest you rest for awhile before we proceed any further. I shall return later, when I shall answer the many questions you must have. If I can, that is.”
It struck Mel that the creature’s voice was not in scale with its great bulk: though far from quiet, the words did not boom. And given the huge space that lay beyond her room’s wall, where were the reverberations? Their absence was just more evidence that she wasn’t experiencing reality. For while she’d convinced herself that this was no ordinary dream, that did not preclude a world – detailed, colourful, noisy and smelly though it was – that might exist entirely within her possibly battered skull. That the lengthy flow of sensory input had been interrupted only once and that the illusion was logically consistent – at least in its own terms – was troubling, but only if she was simply asleep. Who knew how the brain might react when in a coma?
“Can you answer one question now?” said Mel, desperate to break the malign spell cast by... by what? By her subconscious?
“If you want.”
“Just one of your eyes must weigh as much as a fair-sized whale. How can you even hold your head up, let alone fly?”
Silence. If this were all real, the creature would know. If she heard no reply, that would confirm that none of this was real.
“There is no simple answer beyond, ‘I just can.’ My body – or, rather, my body chemistry – is not the same as yours. I am lighter than I look, though still far heavier than any other land creature, and my smallest muscles each possess more strength than all of yours put together. And they react much quicker than yours. You were watching me blink; I do so as fast as you, but my eyelids move two hundred times faster in terms of the distance they have to cover. And uncover.”
I could have thought of that – even the joke – and I probably just have. The monster’s reply was just the sort of barely plausible, but not instantly irrefutable, answer that Mel’s brain might have come up with in a hurry, if it had to: one that would not long survive further probing.
“That’s all very well,” said Mel, “but the devil’s in the details. How is your chemistry different? And on a larger scale, why is it different? Why are you unlike every other animal on the planet?”
“I think you already know the answer to your last question.”
Well I would do – if I’m making all this up.