Attraction

[David Evil Overlord]

Obviously they're after you because your diary will be the next book to top the NYT Bestseller List. And Stupid Narcissism is a great title.

 

[Jo Zebedee]

Mummy-porn? It's apparently the new genre...

 

[Gary Compton]

Hi Mouse There is a certain amount of responding to social expectations in all of this. Men are expected (by many women as well as other men) to be virtually incapable of not wanting to shag a gorgeous woman, even if her personality was forged on Stalin's anvil*.

* Copyright D. Ten Pints, 2009.

I nearly choked on my salmon and cucumber sandwiches when I read this - Peter - you are awful but I like you

 

[David Evil Overlord]

Well, Springs, I heard that Fifty Shades of Grey started out as Twilight fan-fic. From there, porn of any sort is surely a step up.

 

[Gary Compton]

Well, Springs, I heard that Fifty Shades of Grey started out as Twilight fan-fic. From there, porn of any sort is surely a step up.

Ha ha!!

Like the edit bit!

Well what a shock.

Peter Graham - born with a silver spoon in his mouth - a solicitor I believe and country squire of Cumbria - a sampler of exquisite wines and fine caviar - using the sh** word.

WOW - I cant bloody believe it! I thought I was the only common tart on Chrons but now I'm not so sure.

Keep it coming big boy. This time next week you'll be honorary President of our club

 

[allmywires]

Well, Springs, I heard that Fifty Shades of Grey started out as Twilight fan-fic. From there, porn of any sort is surely a step up.

It was. Master of the Universe, iirc (I never read it, don't worry).

I saw somewhere where they had put 50 shades and MotU together, and it's essentially just a find-and-replace jobby with the names.

Sometimes, I wonder about this planet...

 

[David Evil Overlord]

Only the names have been changed, to protect the guilty...

 

[Peter Graham]

Hi Gary,

born with a silver spoon in his mouth

Alas not. I was born the idiot son of a pig farmer and an unemployed piano tuner and was left as a foundling on the steps of the parish church.

- a solicitor I believe

Really? Great Scott!

and country squire of Cumbria

If you check my wardrobe, you will not find a single cravat or a single pair of baggy, mustard yellow cords. I'm the bloke who rents his Lordship's gatehouse on the main road and lives with seven wolfhounds, a few carrier bags of hooky Dutch rolling tobacco and a huge collection of shotguns.

- a sampler of exquisite wines

More of a gulper.

and fine caviar -

Marmite.

using the sh** word.

I'd use far worse if the mods would allow it! I think "plook" is my absolute favourite.

Regards,

Peter