I was going through my stuff from English class the other day and I found an old fun assignment which was to make up an excuse for why you were late to work. I made up this one: Dear bossman, I know this is not the kind of excuse that you want to hear, but the reason I am late is because I am the freaking BATMAN. If you don’t believe me ask me why my name is Bruce Wayne. If you still don’t believe me come check out the ultra-secret Batcave. Oh wait never mind DON’T come check out the ultra-secret Batcave. Just ask Alfred where I am all day. Or even ask The Joker when was the last time I fought him. Sincerely, BATMAN and now will change it to fit me better: Dear bossman, I know you want to know why I am late today, but puddin' doesn't want me to tell cause Batman might find out and that would ruin the trap. I am sorry and will make it up to you by helpin puddin kill the Batman. Sincerely, Harley Quinn. What's your excuse?