E-petition for Thatcher's state funeral to be privatised!!!

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    J-WO

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    Ursa major

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    ...and the rust is history....
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    The Ace

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    I can hit her over the head with the spade for a small fee.


    The problem'll be finding a crossroads to dig up at midnight, and there are some very poor-quality stakes out there.:rolleyes:
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    Gary Compton

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    I loved Thatcher, and still do!:eek:
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    Boneman

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    Anyone born on 13th October cannot be all bad... right ctg? Lady Jane Grey, Lillie Langtrey, Mary Kingsley, Rube Waddell, Wilfred Pickles, Yves Montand, Lenny Bruce (born same day as Maggie!), Nana Mouskouri, Chris Farlowe, John Snow (the cricketer), Paul Simon, Edwina Currie!, Marisol Malaret (Miss Universe 1970), Marie Osmond, Jerry Rice, Carlos Marin, Beverley Crusher (though she's not due to be born until 2324) to name but a few!!!
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    AnyaKimlin

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    Any excuse to eat cake, have a street party, get drunk and wave a flag is good. :) What kind of kill-joys want to deny us a state event ?
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    The Ace

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    They don't want to stop it, just flog it to the highest bidder. Trouble is, it'll probably go to some moron who'll bury her face up.:(
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    Boneman

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    They'll make a decent profit - imagine the TV rights!
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    The Ace

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    Probably be pay-per-view. They'll be able to retire on the proceeds.:rolleyes:
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    Dave

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    If it's Sky TV then the service will need a subscription to one channel, while the funeral cort├Ęge will need a separate subscription to another channel, and the burial itself will be shown on a third! ;)
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    Gary Compton

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    I wonder if she'll be cremated or buried.

    Difficult one, but the words, "The lady is not for burning." echo in my mind:eek:
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    nixie

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    I have a grudging respect for Mrs Thatcher. Yes she made a lot of mistakes but who hasn't.

    If you like her or not first British female PM, she has left a lasting legacy.
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    Ursa major

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    Legacy...?

    Will they be reading the Will on a free-to-air channel?
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    The Ace

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    Yes, it'll be a bl**dy long time before we have another woman as PM.

    As to buried or cremated ? I'd say both, make sure she stays dead.:mad:
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    alchemist

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    It would be nice if people paid their respects by organising a strike.
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    Ursa major

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    I always thought crematoriums had more sophisticated means to ignite the flames than by using a match.
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    Dave

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    Can I point out that she hasn't died? :confused:
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    Gary Compton

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    Really, I'd better get my "Mrs T" shaped mince pies out of the oven.
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    Ursa major

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    True, Dave, but the issue of whether there should be a state funeral or not is in the news.

    (Okay, it is a Christmas version of a silly season story.)
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    alchemist

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    He's right. I sense no disturbance in the Force.

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