Forgive me if this has already been done. How many of you have played the board game Balderdash? One of the rounds, for those who haven't, involves the players writing synopses based on film titles (there is more to it in the game, but that's irrelevant here). Having amused myself in the latest Doctor Who thread, I thought I'd bring it to the populace, and see what might come of it. The idea is simple - a made up film title is posted, and someone replies with an amusing synopsis. They than post a new film title. For example, Person A posts the title Spitfires in Space, and Person B might reply with: ...adding a new title after their synopsis. Any genre you want, though I suspect most of us will prefer to stick to the realms of SF and Fantasy. Got it? Good. --- I'll start with: The Night of the Sandmen.