You know you're obsessed when.....

[TK-421]

You have hundreds, if not thousands of posts on this forum.

 

[southron sword]

You have hundreds, if not thousands of posts on this forum.

Bloody oath!

 

[southron sword]

Your mobile phone wallpaper is Rhaegar getting smashed by Robert on the Trident.

 

[TPA]

You lose your appetite every time you are served a soup that is brown.

You call your neighbors kids playing on the other side of the fence "wildlings"

Watching one of your favorite movies, you just know any minute now that Hagred is going to say "Hodor", then pick Harry up and put him on his back.

You start calling your boss "Mi Lord"

This is the coolest thread ever!

 

[TPA]

...wait...wait...I got more

You refer to Central America as "The Neck"

You pull up just short of calling your wife "wench" during an argument.

You ask your doctor to write you a prescription for Milk of the Poppy because your head hurts.

One that actually almost happens to me...

You threaten to cutoff someones manhood and feed it to the goats.

 

[The Imp]

TPA, some of those are classic. You made me realize that my neighbors down the road are actually wildlings. I knew there was something odd about them.

and welcome, if we haven't already said it.

 

[TPA]

Forgive me, I can't help myself...

Driving down the road, you can't help but wonder what kind of mileage you could get if you filled er up with wildfire.

You look out your picture window at the white stuff drifting down as a birds voice repeats in your head, "snow... snow... snow..."

Part of your yoga exercise regime is to repeat the mantra "calm as still water".

 

[Icemark]

Part of your yoga exercise regime is to repeat the mantra "calm as still water".

Reading this I just realised that I tend to think "fear cuts deeper than swords" on a regular basis

Am I going to be locked away??? ...

 

[TK-421]

You may get recruited by either the Republican Party or the Tea Party movement.

Sorry for that, but I could not resist. My bad. I'm just gonna lounge on my raft a little longer.

 

[Ursa major]

So you think you'd better lie low after that remark, then?









My apologies if the pun proves indecipherable outside the UK.

 

[Ghost of Harrenhal]

My apologies if the pun proves indecipherable outside the UK.

Har!

You know you're obsessed when you laugh like Tormund Giantsbane in real life situations...

Har!

 

[chairface]

My apologies if the pun proves indecipherable outside the UK.

Well, this non UKian doesn't get it.

 

[Ursa major]

Much as I hate explaining puns, I'll make an exception in this case, given that this use of the word, lilo, seems to be specific to the UK.

From lilo - Wiktionary:

Noun


lilo (plural lilos)

1. an inflatable air mattress

 

[chairface]

Aha! Well, I was at least on the right track, right down to the spelling. Being a computer nerd, this is where I went: LILO (boot loader) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia . But darn if I could figure out how it applied.

 

[Eulalia]

OMG! It's Done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Boaz]

How have I missed this thread? Welcome to TPA and Icemark.

You know you're obsessed when...

...you accidentally call your girlfriend Cersei... in front of her parents.

...you refer to staff meetings as the Small Council.

...you get promoted to assistant regional sales manager, but you call yourself the "True" Warden of the East.

...your email's for an emergency meeting have the subject line: Kingsmoot!

...you shout, at the car that just cut you off, "A Lannister always pays his debts!"

...you search iTunes for "The Rains of Castamere."

...you lie awake at night wondering what ever became of Tyrek.

...you watched the Super Bowl and thought, "Colts and Saints? Huh, looks more like House Arryn versus House Greyjoy!"

...you watch action movies and shout, "Stick them with the pointy end!"

...your wife screams about a spider in the kitchen and you mumble, "The things I do for love."

You know your boss is obsessed when...

...he fires you and calls it the King's Justice.

...he calls his accountant the Master of Coin.

...he leaves on a business trip and tells you, "The Wall is yours."

You know your wife is obsessed when...

...she calls you "My Giant of Lannister."

You know you're obsessed when... you can come up with a dozen of these and think you're funny.

Edit: Eulalia snuck a post in while I was composing... This has got to be an April Fool's joke, but I'm going to click over to GRRM's site anyways... I'm a sucker.

 

[southron sword]

This IS the best thread ever. Mostly because I made it. We are all obsessed.
.... and I doubt it's done.

 

[TPA]

...you refer to staff meetings as the Small Council.

...you search iTunes for "The Rains of Castamere."

...you watch action movies and shout, "Stick them with the pointy end!"

...he calls his accountant the Master of Coin.

...he leaves on a business trip and tells you, "The Wall is yours."

You know your wife is obsessed when...

...she calls you "My Giant of Lannister."

I literally had to explain the gales of laughter at these. The hard part was that I had to explain why they were funny, because I was explaining to a muggle.

You will forgive me for that last reference.

 

[Boaz]

This IS the best thread ever. Mostly because I made it.

ss, that't the spirit!

TPA, that's a perfect use for the word muggle. Personally, I thought muggle summed up all the differences (cultural, educational, mechanical, etc.) between the real world and the wizarding world. I think muggle is a brilliant word. It sounds harmless and derisive all at the same time. In my opinion, the creation and use of the word muggle is genius.

You know you're obsessed when...

...you refer to another fantasy series and feel like you must apologize.

...you tell your kids to always wear clean smallclothes every day.

...you come in from yard work and tell your wife, "Count his scars and you will know how many thorn bushes Strong Belwas has killed."

...you watch High School Musical with your nine year old niece and you tell her, "Life is not a song, sweetling."

...you judge all actors on their potential to play roles in HBO's ASOIAF.

...you are a fan of Peter Dinklage on facebook. (Guilty as charged.)

...you are out with the boys and you frequently say, "Shagga wants this woman."

...your seven year old daughter asks you to cut her hair and you shout, "Dolf fathered warriors, not barbers!"

...you refer to rush hour as your khalasar.

 

[Eulalia]

You know you're obsessed when...

OMG!, it's Done!!!! Can only mean one thing...

Thanks for humouring my April Fool's joke, Boaz, . Besides, the "Songs of Love and Death" is really done.

Also, isn't Peter Dinklage going to be replaced by Gary Coleman?

Good thread.